Stories by @tomzillawash3r3

Shrek's Fairy Tales (2002~2012)

A tale as old as Shrek's slimy earwax, This TV series focuses on the adventures of Shrek, Donkey, Puss in Boots, Princess Fiona, and other wonderful characters. Join them as they stroll through Shrek's swamp, babysit Shrek's babies, ride the Dragon, party at Far Far Away, help save the fairy tale creatures, swashbuckle with Puss in Boots, battle against evil forces, and swoon to the romance of Shrek and Fiona.

Sea Jam (2000's)

Bikini Bottom is being invaded by space aliens who possess the talent of the NBA Superstars! SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends bring retired basketball athlete Michael Jordan to the bottom of the sea to get back to his roots and challenge the Monstars if they are to save Bikini Bottom from being enslaved into an aquarium owned by Mr. Swackhammer.

SEGA Genesis

What if the SEGA Genesis had no need for expensive dated add-ons when they have built-in CD support, enhanced graphics hardware, advanced sound chip possibilities, more lock-on/expansion packs, built-in 3D capabilities, multimedia/edutainment direction, backwards compatibility for Game Gear games, and M to the O to the R to the E to the G-A-M-E-S! MORE GAMES for the Genesis!

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (Alternate Version)

Human-disguised aliens have traveled back in time to 1991. Their goal is to destroy Japan with their giant monsters, King Ghidorah and Gigan while Earth’s monsters Godzilla, Anguirus, and countless others will be put under their control destroying the rest of the world thus preventing this planet from reigning supreme in their future. The aliens believe that Earth can’t be trusted with their advanced technology and weapons tampering beyond the stars. But the G-Force counterattack their notion, as the only weapon they couldn't control is Godzilla. Enemies turned allies, Godzilla and Anguirus battle the aliens, King Ghidorah and Gigan in an epic sci-fi kaiju battle. Meanwhile, as the humans try to reshape their future, Miki Saegusa discovers an out-worldly origin of her psychic abilities.

Godzilla vs King Kong (1990)

Skull Island, 1944. A giant gorilla attacks a gigantic dinosaur to save a small native girl. During that time, the atomic weapons hit and the gorilla was changed forever. 50 years later, as Godzilla returns to destroy Japan, a research team and old reporter Steven Martin journey to that same island to find something that can stop Godzilla. They found a perfect match. the 8th Wonder of the World, King Kong! Kong is taken to Japan to battle Godzilla, but he’s no match for the nuclear menace, Godzilla attacks the city of Tokyo afterwards. Kong then gains incredible new powers in a lightning storm and rematches with Godzilla in the battle of the century!

Shrek the Ogre (1931)

What if Shrek was a creepy stop-motion animated film made in the 1930's?

How to Make the Next Mario Movie

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie came out, alot of people either love or hate it but most agree it could've been so much better. But what's the next movie going to look like and can we improve over the last one?

The Super Mario Odyssey Movie (2029)

After the events of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, a discovery was made in the desert kingdom, Sarahasaland. Two treasure hunters Wario and Waluigi awaken a giant spaceship piloted by the alien overlord, Tatanga. Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach and their plumber's helpers meet the desert kingdom's ruler Princess Daisy who helps them fight Wario and Waluigi who serve Tatanga's plot to conquer the world all for the money. Bowser joins the party despite his and Mario's beef with each other, and Rosalina joins saying that she and Peach were both separated by Tatanga himself who still has their parents, the king and queen.

Nintendo Entertainment System

What if the NES had wireless controllers, a built-in online network way ahead of its time, advanced robotics integration, cassette-based storage, voice recognition and microphone features outside Japan, a modular add-on system, arcade-level hardware add-ons, and MOAR GAEYMS?!?! But more good games than bad shitty games.

Birth of Godzilla

Japan is still emotionally and physically scarred after WWII. Sergeant Ishiro Honda returns from the war, carrying guilt and memories of devastation. As years went on, news breaks about the Lucky Dragon incident, reigniting nuclear fear to the public. It was at this time when Tomoyuki Tanaka pitched a giant monster film for Toho, Ishiro Honda was picked to direct the creature feature with hundreds of staff including Eiji Tsuburaya, Akira Ifukube, and Haruo Nakajima. But when making the film he wanted something deeper, something that needed to be addressed throughout history. It’s not about the monster… it’s about why the monster had to exist.

The Mario Kart Movie

A Grand Prix kart-racing tournament is held by a mysterious character who promises a single Grand Star for the winner. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Wario, Bowser, Daisy, Waluigi, and hundreds of other characters compete in the greatest race of all time.

SMG4: The Lost Videos

A revival series taking place anywhere in the SMG4 timeline! See the new adventures of Mario, SMG4, Meggy, SMG3, Luigi, Tari, Fishy Boopkins, Bob, Melony, Bowser, Saiko, Yoshi, and hundreds of other characters in more episodes, remasters, arcs, and movies!

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2029)

The third in the Mario trilogy, Bowser Jr. has come to rescue his father for him to witness the birth of their new galaxy that they'll rule as father and son. The Mario Bros and Yoshi take to the stars and travel from planet to planet with the help of Fox McCloud. Meanwhile Princess Peach meets a mysterious princess of the stars, Rosalina who shares a secret of her true origins.

The Super Mario World Movie (2026)

One day, The Super Mario Bros. are called in to Toasterena to confront a strange creature in a cave, as it turns out to be a baby dinosaur called Yoshi. Mario and (Mama) Luigi have to return him to his natural habitat, the Dinosaur Kingdom. But that kingdom has been taken over by another tyrannical king of evil, Wart! Meanwhile, two bozos who live together in an apartment complex try to capitalize on the Super Mario Bros. success by joining with Wart in hopes of earning money and gold coins and to put Mario off the face of two worlds. Will the Super Mario Bros. defeat them all?

Chowder: The Movie (2011)

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The Super Mario Cinematic Universe - SMCU

What if Nintendo had only one small little cinematic universe focused on Mario? Along with Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Luigi's Mansion, and Wario, this new cinematic universe focuses only on Mario-related titles all leading up to a huge Mario event.

The Only Mama Luigi myCast Story Anyone Has Ever Made

Luigi tells Yoshi a bad story where Luigi finds worms, the Princess tell the worms a bedtime story, Yoshi eats Luigi, the Princess eats bad medicine and the Princess dies.

The End of tomzillawash3r3?

With as many changes to this website, changes nobody agreed with the first time but got it anyway, and dozens of users kicked out, this is making it harder for me to stick around any longer just to go with it. Is this the end of tomzillawash3r3? :'(

Best & Worst of The Angry Video Game Nerd

What a piece of fucking dogshit! It's time to rank the best and the worst of Angry Video Game Nerd! That includes reviews, games, board games, etc. Let's pop this sucker in!

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness (NCU)

Plot TBA