Stories by @ringothedrummer
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Martin Scorsese‘s Sesame Street
Definitely one of my weirdest ideas

The Disaster Artist (2017)
When Greg Sestero, an aspiring film actor, meets the weird and mysterious Tommy Wiseau in an acting class, they form a unique friendship and travel to Hollywood to make their dreams come true.

Odyssey
The year is 2888, and a group of colonists of the Odyssey are returning to Earth. But when the controls begin to act up, they begin to go on a new course.

Jabberwocky (2017)
A young peasant with no interest in adventure or fortune is mistaken for the kingdom's only hope when a horrible monster threatens the countryside.

Monty Python's Life of Brian (2019)
A young man, Brian, who was born one stable down and on the same night as Jesus, becomes intrigued by a young rebel, Judith. To try and impress her, Brian joins the independence movement against the Romans, the People's Front of Judea. However, in an attempt to hide from the Romans, he relays some of the teachings he heard from Jesus, which ends up spurring a crowd to believe he is the Messiah. While trying to get rid of his followers and reunite with Judith, he embarks on several misadventures.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sonic is arrested after being falsely accused of crimes committed by another hedgehog named Shadow. Meanwhile Robotnik threatens to destroy the world in 72 hours with a planet destroying weapon if the world doesn't surrender to his rule. So it's up to Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and some newcomers to save the world.

Heroes for Hire: Volume One
"A power man and a living weapon, what a f*cking duo."

Man of Steel: Reimagined (2013)
With the imminent destruction of Krypton, their home planet, Jor-El and his wife seek to preserve their race by sending their infant son to Earth. The child's spacecraft lands at the farm of Jonathan and Martha Kent, who name him Clark and raise him as their own son. Though his extraordinary abilities have led to the adult Clark living on the fringe of society, he finds he must become a hero to save those he loves from a dire threat.

Superman Lives (1998)
Superman Lives is a cancelled superhero film under the direction of Tim Burton, based on screenplays by Wesley Strick, Dan Gilroy, and Kevin Smith. Inspired by 1992 comic book The Death of Superman WB's at behest, which was planned for a release in the Summer of 1998. The film was an attempt to reboot the Superman franchise following the failure of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. This is basically if I did the casting of this movie.

Mouse Trap Hotel (1941)
When mice are found in The Grand Paradise Hotel, Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy call in pest exterminators. However, these exterminators are far from intelligent.

Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen
A Jimmy Olsen solo movie from the mind behind Rushmore (1998), Moonrise Kingdom (2012), and The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Frankenstein
When the brilliant but unorthodox scientist Dr. Victor Frankenstein rejects the artificial man that he has created, the Creature escapes and later swears revenge.

The Indiana Jones Trilogy (2011-2019)
Indiana Jones is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr., a fictional professor of archaeology, that began in 1981 with the film Raiders of the Lost Ark. In 1984, a prequel, The Temple of Doom, was released, and in 1989, a sequel, The Last Crusade.

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2024)
In the 1930s, the Grand Budapest Hotel is a popular European ski resort, presided over by concierge M. Gustave. Zero, a junior lobby boy, becomes Gustave's friend and protege. Gustave prides himself on providing first-class service to the hotel's guests, including satisfying the sexual needs of the many elderly women who stay there. When one of Gustave's lovers dies mysteriously, Gustave finds himself the recipient of a priceless painting and the chief suspect in her murder.

Bone: Part Three
The Bones, Gran'ma Ben, Thorn and an old friend Bartleby venture on a journey through the mysterious ghost circles towards Atheia, the old city of the royal family. Running through waves of destruction, Thorn is hunted down even more than before, and the race aganist time to prevent the Valley from forever becoming a netherworld of ash begins. Meanwhile, an injured Lucius and the villagers work to return to Atheia and reunite with their allies.

The Best Batman Movie Ever Made
The Best Batman Movie Ever Made

Bone: Part Two
Fone Bone confronts a host of dangers: Along with Gran'ma Ben and Thorn, he has a terrifying encounter with Kingdok, ruler of the Rat Creatures. The Hooded One is inciting their army to full-scale war. Someone is continuing to haunt Thorn in her dreams. And then Gran'ma Ben disappears.To make matters worse, Phoney Bone has hoodwinked the townspeople into believing that he is a mighty dragonslayer.

Bone: Part One
After being run out of Boneville, the three Bone cousins, Fone Bone, Phoney Bone, and Smiley Bone are separated and lost in a vast, uncharted desert. One by one, they find their way into a deep, forested valley filled with wonderful and terrifying creatures.Eventually, the cousins are reunited at a farmstead run by tough Gran'ma Ben and her spirited granddaughter, Thorn. But little do the Bones know, there are dark forces conspiring against them and their adventures are only just beginning!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (2015)
A comedic send-up of the grim circumstances of the Middle Ages as told through the story of King Arthur and framed by a modern-day murder investigation. When the mythical king of the Britons leads his knights on a quest for the Holy Grail, they face a wide array of horrors, including a persistent Black Knight, a three-headed giant, a cadre of shrubbery-challenged knights, the perilous Castle Anthrax, a killer rabbit, a house of virgins, and a handful of rude Frenchmen.

9 (2019)
When 9 springs to life, it finds itself in a post-apocalyptic world where humans no longer exist, and the only signs of life are sentient rag dolls like itself and the machines that hunt them. Though it is the youngest of the group, 9 convinces comrades that the only way to survive against the machines is to stop hiding, go on the offensive, and find out why the machines want to destroy them. As 9 and the group learn, civilization hinges on their success or failure.