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Superman Returns 2 (2009)

A sunstone island called "New Krypton" grows and became the new planet from the Solar System, after that Superman hurled it into outer space. As the large mass of Kryptonian technology continues to grow, it attracts Brainiac to the Milky Way, having first become aware of Superman when one of his probes surveyed him during his five-year trip in the crystal spacecraft exploring the lost remnants of his adoptive planet Krypton. When Brainiac's spacecraft arrives, Superman greets him, with Brainiac deceiving him by appearing to be an ordinary Kryptonian survivor like him, asking why he hasn't re-educated Earth's natives to improve their lifestyle. Superman explains he has sworn not to interfere with the natural progress of human society, but Brainiac disagrees and begins to interact with various nations, eventually causing wars to break out. Superman chases and aids the military's USAF fighter jets in an action scene, previously planned in Returns. As a result, Superman becomes a pariah and investigates the innards of Brainiac's ship, finding an army of clone bodies that resemble the visitor and learning that he is actually a ruthless artificial intelligence that's responsible for Krypton's doom. Brainiac has chosen Jason White, Superman's biological son with Lois Lane, as his genetic host, causing him to rapidly age into full adulthood, thus Superman finds he has no choice but to sacrifice his only son in order to put an end to the threat of Brainiac.

Superman: The Man of Steel (2009)

The sun-stone island called the "New Krypton" that Superman hurled into outer space. As the large mass of Kryptonian technology continues to grow, it attracts Brainiac to the Milky Way, having first become aware of Superman when one of his probes surveyed him during his five-year trip in the crystal spacecraft exploring the lost remnants of Krypton. When Brainiac's spacecraft arrives, Superman greets him, with Brainiac deceiving him by appearing to be an ordinary Kryptonian survivor like him, asking why he hasn't re-educated Earth's natives to improve their lifestyle. Superman explains he has sworn not to interfere with the natural progress of human society, but Brainiac disagrees and begins to interact with various nations, eventually causing wars to break out. As a result, Superman becomes a pariah and investigates the innards of Brainiac's ship, finding an army of clone bodies that resemble the visitor and learning that he is actually a ruthless artificial intelligence that's responsible for Krypton's doom. Brainiac has chosen Jason White, Superman's biological son with Lois Lane, as his genetic host, causing him to rapidly age into full adulthood, thus Superman finds he has no choice but to sacrifice his only son in order to put an end to the threat of Brainiac.

Superman Returns: Aftermath

Set in the Singerverse and then TheMaskedChris Universe, this mind-blowing sequel to Bryan Singer's 2006 smash hit SUPERMAN RETURNS will focused on an alien AI (supposed to be any murder drone from "Murder Drones") who is Brainiac, plans for his revenge to invade Metropolis, when Superman was returning again and facing off against Brainiac, after the depending doom of Krypton. Brandon Routh returning to star Superman in this fan sequel, alongside Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Frank Langella, Parker Posey, Sam Huntington, Kal Penn, and Tristan Lake Leabu also reprising their roles from SUPERMAN RETURNS: AFTERMATH!

Mario: The Movie

A shared Mario solo movie based on Nintendo's classic hit video game franchise Super Mario Bros.

The Nolanverse/Singerverse Batman/Superman Universe (2005-2013)

1. Batman Begins (2005) - The story of Batman. 2. Superman Returns (2006) - Superman is back after 5 years of his own absence in his adoptive world on space. 3. The Dark Knight (2008) - The Joker's chaos of Gotham City has arrived. 4. Superman: The Man of Steel (2009) - Brainiac has awakened, his new threat is coming. 5. Batman vs. Superman (2011) - Like the "World's Finest" comic book... but with a Nolan/Singer twist! 6. The Dark Knight Rises (2012) - Batman's third journey had come to an end. 7. Superman: Last Son (2013) - WB don't get a reboot of Superman... this time, he's back again with a new journey!

The Batman: The AlexTheTetrisFan Cut

The AlexTheTetrisFan Cut of the movie sees Batman, in his second year fighting crime in Gotham City, uncover corruption with ties to his own family while pursuing the Riddler, a mysterious serial killer targeting the city's elite.

Superman: The AlexTheTetrisFan Cut

In the AlexTheTetrisFan Cut of the movie, Superman faces unintended consequences after he intervenes in an international conflict orchestrated by billionaire Lex Luthor. Superman must win back public support with the help of his reporter and superhero colleagues.

James Cameron's Duke Nukem

The plot was to feature aliens invading Duke's favorite club.

Jigsaw vs. Chucky

The two horror icons fought back through the death!

Friedberg/Seltzer's Batman

The craziest Seltzer/Friedberg's films of all time: Batman! In this spin-off of "Epic Movie," Ike Barinholtz returns to portray the title character Batman and Robin together with all their fantastic modern-day take on their derring-do and their dastardly villains too!

Old Habits, Die Hard

During a party, Lucy McClane (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is kidnapped by an unknown group of German terrorists. 3 weeks goes by and no one has heard from her since the night of the party, Authorities give up their search and presume that she was killed but when a video of Lucy being held hostage and warning everyone that the terrorists plan on dropping an atomic bomb on America unless their needs are met is nationally televised around America. Within 40 minutes of the hostage video being aired the McClane residence gets a mysterious phone call from who seems to be the leader of the terrorist group, he exclaims that he will kill John and his family and finally get his revenge and right before he hangs up the phone he says "Gruber Out". The NYPD discover that the leader of the terrorist group is Frederick Gruber (Tom Hiddleston), Simon Gruber's son and the last known relative of both Hans and Simon. John McClane (Bruce Willis) comes out of retirement and returns to the NYPD for one last mission, to save his daughter. John must now team up with the NYPD's Prodigy, Tyreese Bane (Lakeith Stanfield) along with a few old friends in order to save and Lucy and prevent America from becoming a nuclear wasteland.

Star Command

A gritty reimagining of a Buzz Lightyear movie done in the style of a modern day live-action blockbuster. The film follows Buzz who, after being marooned on the hostile planet T'Kani Prime with his commander and crew, tries to find a way back home while encountering a threat to their safety.

Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong was chosen to be the ruler of the Jungle Kingdom by Inka Dinka Doo. Alongside various allies, such as his best friend and nephew Diddy Kong and his grandfather Cranky Kong, he must protect the Crystal Coconut from various threats, most notably the villainous King K. Rool and his army, who long to steal it to rule the Jungle Kingdom.

Pac-Man (2000s)

Two scientists who can transform into yellow superhero beings deal with mysterious mazes and mischief-making ghosts as they try to find a way out of the place they're trapped in...as well as making sure the ghosts don't follow them home.

RoboCop Returns (2022)

The film was to have been a direct sequel to the original film, ignoring the events of RoboCop 2 and RoboCop 3.

The Pac-Man

Midway City has always been Hell, literally. A vicious gang known as the Ghosts roam the streets of Midway, causing pain and strife for the good citizens. There is hope, however. A vigilante roams the night, dealing harsh vengeance to all who would do crimes within the city limits. By day, he is billionaire industrialist Toru Iwatani, but by night he is… The Pac-Man.

Dankvengers

First there was "Scary Movie," then "Epic Movie," comes for the biggest craziest ultimate flop-buster experience that you'll never had: Dankvengers! When a new threat wreaks havoc the Earth and destroy everything, except for the worst superhero team ones. It's up to the Dankvengers are protect the world from evil villains before time's changed!

From the World of Sonic the Hedgehog: Super Mario Bros.

In the fantasy setting of the Mushroom Kingdom, a tribe of turtle-like creatures known as Koopa Troopas invade the kingdom and use the magic of their king, Bowser, to transform its inhabitants, known as the Mushroom People, into inanimate objects such as bricks, rocks, and horsehair plants. Bowser and his army also kidnap Princess Toadstool, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the only one with the ability to reverse Bowser's spell. After hearing the news, Mario decides to save the princess and free the kingdom from Bowser.

Simple Jack

The heart-wrenching story of Jack, a simple farmhand who can talk to animals.

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown

In the sixth installment of the Scorcher franchise, the one man who made a difference five times before, is about to make a difference again. Only this time, it’s different. Here we go again. Again.