Fan CastingA Good Day To Die Schmitmar
The epic conclusion of Phase One of the Schmitmar Cinematic Universe
by Martin Scorcese
Story added by jadorosephotography on January 10, 2022
Fan Casting Roles for A Good Day To Die Schmitmar
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George W Bush (Dies in the opening by exposing himself to sunlight)
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George Clooney
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Black Adam (In charge of the Illuminati after Epstein and Reynolds are defeated)
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Dwayne Johnson
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Pisstaker (Secret Illuminati plant this whole time. Still drinking piss)
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Alex Hunter
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The New Guy (Still your favorite character)
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Bill Burr
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Venice Puggy-Schmitmar (Goes on to raise Danny to become anything else other than YouTuber)
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Florence Pugh
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Adriano Schmitmar (Saves Venice & Danny by promising to be celibate.Leaves to live in Utah)
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Tobey Maguire
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Declan Schmitmar (Fridged by Frank Reynolds to give motivation to The Balls)
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Daniel Dae Kim
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Lazee Gazee (Back for revenge against Adriano)
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Snoop Dogg
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Mormon Jesus (After being freed, he tells Adriano how to defeat Epstein)
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Charles White
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Danny Schmitmar (He beats Slippery Steve in DDR, causing Steve to expose Illuminati secrets)
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Danny Gonzalez
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Slippery Steve (The whistleblower and main henchman to Epstein and Reynolds)
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Joel Kinnaman
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The Balls (Kills Frank Reynolds and re-virgins herself)
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Karen Fukuhara
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Frank Reynolds (Dies after The Balls takes her revenge)
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Danny DeVito
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Grandpa Schmitmar (Sacrifices himself to save Adriano, showing he forgives him)
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Tobin Bell
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Ben Schmitmar (Still a corpse)
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Seth Rogen
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Jefferey Epstein (Dies after Adriano becomes Mormon)
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Kurt Russell
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The Final Lesbian (Was an Illuminati member all along)
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Ellen DeGeneres
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