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Shrek: The End

The fifth and final installment in the Shrek franchise. Nine years have passed since the latest Shrek story, Shrek Forever After. Fiona and Shrek have lived a very happy life in their swamp home. Their triplets are now ten years old. Donkey and his wife, Dragon, have built a new home next door to Shrek and Fiona. The spooky swamp legend, Will-o'-the-wisp, begins to haunt Shrek's swamp. Meanwhile, Shrek is throwing a Halloween party for his friends and neighbors. Things go wrong and Will-o'-the-wisp begins scaring the guests and threatening Shrek and his family's lives. Shrek agrees to team up with Prince Charming, and his brother, Prince Not-So-Charming, as well as Shrek's brother Marty, to save the swamp and rid of Will-o'-the-wisp.

Popeye

A dark-comedy version of the classic animated series, Popeye the Sailor. Popeye must save his beloved Olive Oyl from Bluto and his gang. Popeye saves his girl, and after a quick family introduction, they decide to marry. Hours before the weeding, Bluto kidnaps Olive Oyl's brother, Castor, and threatens to kill him if Popeye doesn't hand over Olive.

Goonies: Never Say Die

A sequel to the 1985 film, The Goonies. Thirty-five years have past since the original Goonies adventure. Mikey is now a lawyer in Portland. He is married, and has a daughter named Zayna. Brand and Andy married, and together they currently run the Inferno Emporium, a treasure themed gift shop in Astoria. Chunk also stayed in Astoria. He cared for Sloth until his passing. Afterwards, he opened a medical home for the mentally handicapped, Sloth's Home of Helping Hands. Mouth and Stef married as well. They currently live in Eugene, where they both attended college. They are school teachers, and have a son named Rex. Data is a single father. He has a daughter named Laurie. He is the current authority manager at the Astoria bank. Mikey and his family move into their new home in Portland. Zayna, his daughter, quickly discovers a painting of a pirate ship above the fireplace. Mikey studies the painting, and thinks to himself that the ship looks awful familiar. Everyday that Mikey passes the painting of the ship, he notices that it looks as if it is moving closer to the frame. One day Mikey believes he notices water pouring from under the frame. He begins to think that he is going insane, and decides to visit a doctor. Meanwhile, a small pirate ship statue has turned up in the Inferno Emporium store, owned by Brand and Andy, and neither of them remember ordering such a item. Everyday the ship looks realer and realer. Almost to the point that Brand and Andy swear they hear small voices coming from the statue. Similarly, Chunk, Mouth, Stef, and Data also begin to suffer from strange pirate ship type unusualities. The goonies decide to contact one another. They all discover that they are having strange pirate-themed activities occur around them. Mikey believes that it is the ghost of One-Eyed Willy trying to summon the goonies. The rest of the gang is much too mature, and don't believe such nonsense. Mikey takes matters into his own hands. Slowly, him and his daughter are able to break the codes of the many strange occurrences that are occurring around their new Portland home. Mikey figures out that once the Inferno escaped the grotto, that it came back to life; as well did everything on board. One-Eyed Willy is alive and his ship and treasure are in trouble. Blackbeard has returned and will stop at nothing until he has the treasure of One-Eyed Willy. The Goonies must reunite, along with their children, and save their befriended pirate.

Birds of Prey

Harley Quinn has lost the interest of her lover, The Joker. She now has to take matters into her own hands. Harley organizes a badass female-gang of heroes. Batgirl (Barbara Gordon), Black Canary (Dinah Lance), and Huntress (Helena Bertinelli) join Harley to become the new superhero group of Gotham City. With the help of The Joker, Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin) is able to return as the King of Gotham. Harley and her gang must save Gotham and go to war with The Penguin.

Sons of Katie Elder

When Katie Elder died in Clearwater, Texas, her four sons, John, Tom, Matt, and Bud came home to pay their respects. They learn that their father was a drunk who gambled away the family ranch on the night he was killed; however, the only witnesses were Morgan Hastings and his son, Dave. The two decide to cover their tracks by murdering Sheriff Billy Wilson and pinning the blame on John Elder and his brothers. Soon they are railroaded by the local townspeople, but John convinces the local judge of the facts and he agrees to bring in a U.S. Marshal. Meanwhile, Tom Elder kidnaps Dave to extract a confession from him; both are mortally wounded by Morgan, but Dave's deathbed confession is overheard by the judge, clearing the brothers.

Star Trek: Future is Present

A movie based on the 1990's TV series, Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The Professional Againster

A biopic about the life and career of the genius film and stage actor, James Cagney.

Indiana Jones and the Devil’s Triangle

The film is set in 1969, 12 years after the previous adventure in 1957. Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. is now 70 years old and is the current dean at Marshall College, replacing a now retired, Charles Stanforth. After taking the dean position, Indiana was forced to find a replacement professor for the Archeology courses. Christopher Walsh, a young Irish dissident, was chosen by Indiana to take that position. Walsh is a sound believer and frequent studier of Edgar Cayce, an American clairvoyant who believed to have evidence of the lost city of Atlantis. Edgar Cayce stated that around 1968/9 the historical and magical city of Atlantis would arise off the east coast of North America. In 1965, Walsh discovered via a well-organized and studied map, would should be a linear road-like structure that would lead the people to the lost city. In September 1968, a couple months prior to the current events, French divers discovered this linear road, which is now called the Bimini Road. Cayce described the city as a land that is technologically superior to anything man has ever saw. Walsh, the young professor that Indiana has hired, is thought to have found the map to Atlantis. Viet Cong soldiers raid and destroy his classroom, trying to discover the map. Walsh takes the map to Indiana and tells him they must go to the Bimini Islands. Indiana dismisses the idea and tells the young professor that he is much too old to go on any crazy adventures, and that he had retired that part of his life. Walsh begs and explains to Indiana that he truly has the map to the lost city of Atlantis, and that the Viet Cong will stop at nothing until they have it. During this time, the Vietnam War is strong at hand, and the Viet Congs will do anything to claim dominance and authority over the United States. The Atlantis that Cayce described was so well-versed in technology that the use of crystals, sound waves, and giant laser-like structures resulted in superior health and wellness. Whomever finds the lost land will not only rule the majestic city but will rule the world. Indiana’s former co-worker at Marshall college, Arnold “Arnie” Cutley, is revealed to be the American trader who allowed the Viet Cong to enter the United States and raid the classroom of Christopher Walsh. This is unknown to Indiana. Indiana and Walsh take a stereotypical Indiana Jones plane ride to the Bimini Islands, just outside of the Bahamas. Upon arrival, Indiana discovers they are being followed by the Viet Cong. Taavi Van Do, the leader of the Viet Cong, orders an arrest and visual assassination of Jones and Walsh, but Indiana uses one of his usual elaborate schemes to escape. While on the islands, Indiana calls on Wilson Neptune, a looney but trustworthy individual that Indiana befriended during the war, to help keep them under the radar. Indiana and Walsh continue their adventure to locate the Bimini Road. Once on the road, Walsh should be able to follow his map, and find the lost city of Atlantis. Along the way, they meet island tour guide and archeologist in training, Joan Hudson. Indiana is able to translate the strange language on the walls of the Bimini entrance. Using Walsh’s map, Indiana conquers the secret codes, which in return allows the Bimini road to rise to the surface of the ocean. The Viet Cong are still following close behind but are currently being distracted by Wilson Neptune. Now that the road is well above sea level, the technologically advanced booby-traps set by the Atlanteans are triggered. Indiana must once again break the ancient codes in order to make it across the road. Before making it across the road, they are halted by Taavi Van Do and the Viet Cong soldiers. Taavi introduces himself to Indy. He further explains that his friend, Wilson Neptune, is now dead, but his other friend is well alive. Confused by this, Indiana asks “What other friend?”. Arnie Cutley then walks out behind the soldiers, and it is revealed to Indiana that once again another friend has turned against him for money and power. Taavi orders one of his soldiers to retrieve the map from Walsh. After doing so, and after reading it over to confirm its authentication, Taavi orders another one of his soldiers to kill Cutley. In a turn of events, the Viet Cog shoot and kill Arnie Cutley. Taavi explains to Indiana that the Viet Cong only used Cutley to locate him and Walsh. He then calls Cutley a fool for thinking that he was going to get any of the money or power. Taavi then turns around, with map in hand, and orders his soldiers to kill Indiana, Walsh, and Joan. The three come up with another elaborate scheme in order to escape. Taavi orders his soldiers to go after them. An all-out war breaks out between the two parties on the Bimini Road. Both sides of the road surrounded by the deep oceans of the Bahamas, and only steps away from the Bermuda Triangle. A gun blazing, whip lashing, and fist throwing war continues between the two parties until Walsh is able to retrieve his map back. At the end of the road, a lengthy and dark tunnel begins to seep under the ocean for what seems like miles. Indiana takes the way, just in case they stumble upon anymore of the Atlanteans’ booby-traps. They follow the map until they reach the end of the tunnel. Indiana, Walsh, and Joan are now standing in the dead center of the Devil’s Triangle, most commonly known as the Bermuda Triangle. In front of them stands a 100-foot stone wall with ancient engravings. Indiana is unable to translate the foreign language, but Joan is able to slowly bring forth evidence that the writing states, “The Devil’s Gate”. Indiana is extremely impressed, and using his own wits, comes to agree with her. The three are able to push through the stone wall. On the other side of the wall lays the same ancient coding that was in front of the Bimini Road. Indiana believes if the coding is broken correctly, then the doors to Atlantis should open, and the lost city should arise to the surface of the ocean. Before doing so, Taavi Van Do is able to catch back up. Indiana and Taavi have one last battle. With the help of Joan, Indiana is able to kill Taavi. The code is broken, and the doors to Atlantis open. The ground rumbles, the ocean shakes, and the entire city begins to float upward. An invisible oxygen chamber surrounds the city, while underwater, giving it an atmosphere like appearance. The city of Atlantis settles on the surface of the ocean. The city and all of its belongings are rightfully handed over to the United States government and the National Museums. All of the incredible technology is counted for and is secretly locked-up for testing and studying purposes. Indiana befriends Joan and tells her that he will call on her if he is in dire need of a well-trained archaeologist. Walsh returns to teaching at Marshall College. Indiana decides to retire as dean, and spend more of time with his wife, Marion, and son, Mutt.

The Expendables 4

Barney Ross must reassemble the team after Bai Chang, former friend, is helped captive by an underground Samoan drug lord, Rangi J. The team is joined by Ross' high school friend, Denver "Lips" Wilson, and a former criminal named The Don. Rangi J and his two big-muscled gang members, Lucas Black and Phillings, are determined to get what they want from Ross and the expendables. CIA agent, Max Drummer, and British Secret Service agent, James Larks, will stop at nothing to help the team win.

Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth

The film is set in 1934, it is a prequel to the entire film series. The film starts in 1964, where 65 Year old Henry "Indiana" Jones is entertaining the people at Demetrius Brody's 50th Birthday party with his adventurous stories. Demetrius is the son of Marcus Brody, friend of Indiana that passed away in 1952. Demetrius asks Indiana to tell the story about him and his father searching for the Fountain of Youth, so Indy does. Indy starts telling the store, and the scene turns to a flashback. It is now 1934 in Princeton, New Jersey. Indiana has been teaching at Princeton University for exactly 1 year. Indiana works as a historian teacher along with his colleagues Harold Oxley and Marcus Brody. The story continues with the three men flying to Kent, England. Oxley's studies show that the Fountain of Youth did reveal where it was located, like Juan Ponce de León said it did. But the St. Augustine it was talking about was not in Florida, it wasn't even a place. The prophecy speaks of St. Augustine's Constituency, which was a UK Parliament Constituency in the 1800's that took place because of a election. The prophecy told the future, the Constituency took place in Kent. The ancestor of Juan Ponce de León, Santa Ponce de León, finds out about the discovery and goes to Kent with a team of rebels to take the Fountain of Youth and to complete the Ponce de León quest for youth. A Brazilian philosopher, Barmay Quinn, helps the three men hide the Fountain of Youth from Ponce de León. But Quinn and her young boy sidekick, Short Round, turn on the three men and leave Kent with buckets filled with water from the Fountain of Youth. Short Round with feelings of guilt, turns on Quinn and goes back and helps Indiana and his friends. Indiana and Santa Ponce de León have a sword off, where Indiana kills Santa and has a friend from the American Museum of Natural History, F. Trubee Davison, take the Fountain to the museum. Indiana, Oxley, Marcus, and Short Round leave kent, and Short Round and Indiana begin their adventures from there.

Rat Pack

A women-parody of the 1960's Hollywood entertainer group, The Rat Pack. Hollywood actresses and singers, Frances Sin, Danielle Martin, Sara Davis, Patricia Law, and Jenny Bishop must come together to save their manager, Mika Williams, from a Russian spy group.

Rocketman

The story of Elton John's life, from his years as a prodigy at the Royal Academy of Music through his influential and enduring musical partnership with Bernie Taupin.

The Intimidator

An historical accurate biopic about the life, career, and death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Caped Croissant

An hour long special episode of American Dad based on Bob Kane and Bill Finger's Batman comics. Recasting the show's characters into Batman roles.

Men in Black 4

Agent J and Agent K must visit an alternate universe and help their parallel selves save the world from Dak Jeebs.

Deadpool (1996)

What if Deadpool was made in 1996.

Wonder Man

Simon Williams is the son of rich industrialist Sanford Williams, owner of Williams Innovations. Simon inherits the munitions factory after his father's death, but the company's profits fall due to its biggest competitor Tony Stark and his company Stark Industries. On the advice of his brother Eric, Simon tries to embezzle funds from his company but is caught and incarcerated. Simon blames Stark for this and accepts the proposition of master villain Baron Heinrich Zemo after the Enchantress pays his bail, as a pawn is required to infiltrate the Avengers. The desperate Simon Williams agrees and is transformed into an ion-powered being with superhuman powers. His powers are tested, and he is shown to have great superhuman strength and durability, even defeating the Executioner. Called Wonder Man by Zemo, he is then sent to meet and join the Avengers, with instructions to betray them at a critical moment so that Zemo's Masters of Evil can destroy the Avengers.

X-Force: Assemble

Deadpool uses Cable's time traveling watch to go back in time to save Bedlam, Shatterstar, Zeitgeist, Peter, and Vanisher from their hilarious and untimely deaths. Cable, Colossus, Firefist, Domino, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Yukio team up, and the X-Force is assembled. Juggernaut survives the fight in Deadpool 2, as shown at the end of the film, and collaborates a villainous plan. Juggernaut teams with Apocalypse, and brainwashes the spirit of Deadpool's fiance, Vanessa, and makes her join them as a villain under the name Copycat. Deadpool and the X-Force must stop Juggernaut and Apocalypse ,ad save Vanessa.

Halloween (2018 film)

Taking place forty years after the original Halloween, Laurie Strode once again comes face-to-face with Michael Myers.

Nightmare

*READ SYNOPSIS* The film completely ignores the 2010 reboot. At the beginning of the film the audience is enlightened that "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2" through "Freddy vs. Jason" was nothing but vivid dreams that Nancy Thompson suffered from. It is quickly explained that these films were not actual events, but merely nightmares that Nancy has suffered from since the original attacks by Freddy in 1984. Nancy is now married to a school teacher named Billy Carson, and has a son named Phillip, and two grandchildren, Michael and Marge (named after her great-grandmother). Nancy was not around for much of her son's life, because of her very lengthy mental health recovery program. Nancy has sworn to her husband and son, that she would make up for lost time by being there for her grandchildren. Nancy falls asleep one night, and as usual, begins to have a frantic nightmare about Freddy and her former high school friends. As usual, Nancy begins to toss and turn, but tells herself that these dreams are not actual events, like the one in 1984, but just merely bad memorys working against her. The next morning, while cooking breakfast, her husband spots three small scratches on her gown. Nancy begins to freak out, but her husband quickly eases her mind whenever he informs her that he placed their pet cat in the bed after she had fallen asleep. They both saw this as an easy explanation. Across the road, Phillip, Nancy's son, is trying his best to get his two children up and ready for school. Michael and Marge are way to busy discussing their strange dreams, and the two quickly realize that their dreams are very similar. Phillip is in a big hurry, and ignores both of them. They both go to school discussing their dreams with all of their classmates. After school, the children go to their grandmother's home. Nancy cooks them supper, and over hears their conversation. Nancy sits down and asks them both questions. She quickly realizes that Freddy has visited both of them, and becomes very frantic. That night, Nancy begins to have one of her usual pesky nightmares, but something seems different. Nancy notices that her son, Phillip, is in her dream. She watches him get murdered. The next morning she wakes up with dry blood splattered on her face. Her husband, once again, plays it off and comes up with a logical excuse. Nancy begins to accept the excuse, but quickly recalls her nightmare. She tells her husband that they must go to her son's home at once. They do. They find him dead, slaughtered, in his bed. Freddy has returned for the first time since 1984. These are no longer bad dreams in the mind of Nancy Thompson. This is real life, and Freddy won't stop until Nancy and her whole world is dead.