Suggestions by @vikingwendigo

Anthony Davis

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

LaMelo Ball

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Luka Dončić

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Victor Wembanyama

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Anthony Edwards

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Giannis Antetokounmpo

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

LeBron James

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Kevin Durant

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Stephen Curry

as All 13 real players drained of their talents by the Barneymen (making them play the Switch 2 game better, almost cheating) in Space Spam

Rated R

as Rating in Space Spam

Nintendo Switch 2

as The console in Space Spam

NBA 2K26

as The game in Space Spam

Charlotte Ann

as Double in Space Spam

Sneakers O'Toole

as Characters who have unknown voice actors, therfore being uncredited in Space Spam

Schnuffel Bunny

as Characters who have unknown voice actors, therfore being uncredited in Space Spam

Morshu

as Characters who have unknown voice actors, therfore being uncredited in Space Spam

Dan Green

as Mephiles the Dark in Space Spam

Andrew Stanton

as Zurg in Space Spam

Alec Baldwin

as Dennis the Hitman in Space Spam

Cree Summer

as Tiff Crust in Space Spam