Stories by @thorninjag

A24's Murder Drones

Because the show was peak fiction and because N is the greatest character ever made. Bite me. Edit: HOLY CRAP, I DIDN'T EXPECT PRIME VIDEO TO ACTUALLY HAVE MURDER DRONES ON THERE.

The Batman Part II

No idea what the story is.

The Everyman

When his only sentimental connection to his past—a pocket watch from his late father—gets snatched by a gang during a violent robbery, a painfully average, stubborn office worker named Pat sets out on a chaotic, half-baked mission to get it back. Along the way, he teams up with his best friend, his best friend's horror obsessed girlfriend, a feral wilderness survivalist and her emotionally burnt-out cop but pretty chill brother, spiraling into a mess of violence, identity, purpose... and borderline absurdity.

Star Wars: Will of The Force

In a galaxy torn apart by war and time itself, four unlikely heroes—Galen Marek (Starkiller), Kyle Katarn, Cal Kestis and Mara Jade—are thrown together on a mission that could change everything.

Rainbow Six: Brotherhood

Follow the origins of CIA operative John Clark and Domingo "Ding" Chavez and the story of how they formed a secret multi-national counter-terrorist unit known as Rainbow.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Live Action)

WE. NEED. THIS. MORE. THAN. MOANA. OR. SNOW. WHITE. OR. LILO. AND. STITCH.

Half-Life 3

After the events of Half-Life: Alyx, Gordon meets Chell and he and her go on an adventure of a lifetime to take down The Combine, destroy The Borealis and save the world with old and newer faces alike... Oh sh-t, Cpl. Adrian Shepherd's here too?

Metal Gear Solid Movie Adaptation

Metal Gear Solid

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey

A man coming back home from a war has to go through sirens, cyclopses, whirlpools and more to see his wife and son

A High Budget Miraculous Movie That's Still Animated

I like Miraculous. It's one of my guilty pleasures.

F-tier DC characters James Gunn might make cool

Confirmed casting means they were cool

Dark Universe Reboot?

A reboot of Universal's Dark Universe taking place in the 70's or early-80's.

Scott Pilgrim characters as Scott The Woz characters?

that

Half-Life and Portal

With J.J. Abrams making a Portal movie, I thought I'd fancast.

Bond 26

The Next 007 Movie under Prime Video, apparently. Amazon owns the 007 rights. 🤷‍♂️

Marvel Studios' Men in Black on Battleworld

In another universe, on the day before K retires, J and K's world collapses and becomes part of Battleworld, so they team up with Mobius and the rest of The TVA to wipe and prune Kang The Conqueror variants and save reality.