Stories by @thorninjag

Devil May Cry (movie)

In a world where demons once threatened the human realm, one warrior stands between the two: Dante, a devil hunter with a mysterious past and a whip-smart attitude. When a beautiful stranger named Trish shows up with a job that’s too weird to ignore, Dante is pulled into a storm of supernatural danger on a remote island fortress. Between grotesque monsters, ancient secrets, and betrayals that cut deeper than any blade, Dante must confront the darkness within and face a terrifying force that could tear reality apart. It’s part revenge story, part self-discovery, and all nonstop action — where demons fall, legends rise, and the hunter might just become the world’s last hope. (First Of Trilogy)

Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty

When a new threat emerges in London—one more cunning and deadly than either Sherlock Holmes or James Moriarty has ever faced—the city’s most brilliant minds must confront an uneasy truth: some battles can’t be won alone. As Holmes and Moriarty are forced into a fragile alliance, the line between friend and foe blurs, while Dr. Watson and Ms. Adler uncover threads from an old case that may hold the key to stopping the chaos. With unexpected allies and hidden agendas, nothing in London is what it seems, and no one is safe from the mind games at play.

Marvel Rivals: Potential Fighters (and their VAs)

Potential Heroes to drop into the game

Manic the Hedgehog (spinoff film)

When Manic meets Scourge, the streets of the city become a proving ground. A kid forced to survive in the shadows, Manic has learned that loyalty is earned, trust is scarce, and family isn’t always by blood. But everything changes when he crosses paths with Tangle, a fearless lemur with a knack for chaos and an eye for trouble—together, they form an unlikely alliance against a world that’s already stacked against them. As Eggman’s schemes continue to threaten the planet, the triplets—Sonic, Sonia, and Manic—strike from the shadows, but Scourge emerges as a rival with his own agenda, pushing Manic to confront who he is, what he’s capable of, and how far he’s willing to go to protect those he cares about. From high-speed chases across neon-lit rooftops to daring break-ins deep into Eggman’s fortress, Manic must learn that surviving isn’t enough—sometimes, you have to fight to define your own path.

Fallout - Courier Bob (A Fallout Story)

a comedy about a crackhead courier and his journey through the states

The Everyman 2

Patrick Williams survived chaos and went back to his life. That was supposed to be the happy ending. Now, months later, Pat’s routine is intact—his job, his apartment, his cat Francis, his late-night anime marathons with Quill. The pocket watch that once drove him into violence still rests quietly on his desk. Nothing is wrong. And yet something feels… missing. As the days blur together, Pat (and Silvia) begins to notice a creeping emptiness he can’t explain or fix. Small, ordinary pressures start to weigh heavier than they should: a tense workplace conflict, a neighbor dispute that refuses to stay quiet, the return of people who remember him as someone he no longer feels like. These aren’t threats. They’re just life. But life, unremarkable and relentless, proves harder to face than danger ever was.

Jetpack Joyride

Barry Steakfries is a struggling salesman, on the verge of losing his job if he doesn't sell any gramophones. But when he sees a machine-gun jetpack by Legitimate Research, a science facility run by Really Bad Corp, he steals it, a robot dog and a shotgun and decides to save the world using them against a zombie invasion across time by the evil Professor Brains. (This also adapts Age of Zombies.)

Megamind (Live-Action)

Evil genius Megamind finally defeats his do-gooder nemesis, Metro Man, but is left without a purpose in a superhero-free world.

Once Upon A Time (Reboot)

The Evil Queen casts a devastating curse that rips story book characters from their enchanted world and strands them in the small town of Storybrooke, Maine—where time is frozen, magic is forgotten, and no one remembers who they really are. Princes become lawyers, villains run town hall, and true love is just a nice idea… or so it seems. Enter Emma Swan, a tough, skeptical bail bondsperson with zero patience for destiny, who’s dragged into Storybrooke by the one kid insisting fairy tales are real—and that she’s the only one who can break the curse. As secrets unravel and old rivalries resurface, Emma must decide whether she’ll keep running from her past… or embrace the impossible role she was born for.

Characters People Want In Sonic Frontiers 2

You saw the title. Suggest characters you want in Sonic Frontiers 2 and the rest of the canon.

We've Seen This Before

Taking place a month after Pat's crazy day, the gang decide to go camping for some R&R (and because Jen knows WTF she's doing). When a psych asylum patient escapes and goes into the woods they're in, Silvia must use her diverse knowledge of horror movies (and mock the ridiculousness of it all) to get her and her friends out of harm's way.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

After the world has forgotten his name, Peter Parker begins a new chapter in his life—balancing college classes, part-time work, and his responsibility as New York's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. But when a mysterious force begins to unravel the city from the inside out, Peter finds himself caught between powerful enemies, old legacies, and unexpected allies. As shadows from the past creep into his present, he must redefine what it truly means to be a hero—on his own.

Insomniac Games' Men in Black: MK-Ultra

Casting for a MiB game in the Spider-Man and Wolverine game universe since Marvel has the MiB comic rights lol

Untitled Ben 10 Videogame

When Ben and the gang crash on an undiscovered alien planet and its wild inhabitants, Ben has to fight through new threats to keep his family and friends safe, discovering what befell this world.

Dispatch Season 2 Potential Voice Roles

just VAs people want to see in later seasons of Dispatch

My Least Favorite Characters

characters I either don't like or I hate with every bone in my body

Another Minecraft Movie

A year after their adventures, Steve (now joined by Alex), Garrett, Henry, Natalie and Dawn go back to The Overworld, ready for new adventures.

Marvel Zombies Season 2

On Earth-2149, only a handful of heroes are still alive, trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Castings that should NOT work, but somehow could

Title says it all. These are castings that shouldn't work, but could.

Marvel Studios' Sentry

Following the events of Thunderbolts*, Robert "Bob" Reynolds, now known as the Sentry, has joined the rebranded New Avengers under the guidance of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine. Despite his immense power, Bob remains cautious, aware that his alter ego, the Void, lurks within, ready to resurface. The peace is shattered when Kl'rt, the Super-Skrull, emerges from deep space, having been inadvertently freed from the Van Allen radiation belts by a Canadian research team. Now suffering from terminal cancer, Kl'rt seeks to harness Earth's resources to cure himself, leading him to attack the Watchtower, the New Avengers' headquarters. Now Bob has to chase him down, completely helpless.