Stories by @thepinkmenace

My Adventures with the Bat-Family

Being a father can't be harder than being Batman, right? Batman needs a break. But with new vigilante Duke Thomas moving into Wayne Manor and an endless supply of adopted, fostered, and biological superhero children to manage, Bruce Wayne is going to have his hands full.

Daredevil Noir

Prohibition-era Hell's Kitchen is Kingpin territory, and until now, his only problem has been the masked vigilante known as Daredevil. When gangster Orville Halloran arrives on the scene, fresh from a stretch in Sing Sing and eager to stretch his wings, Hell's about to get hotter. For P.I. Foggy Nelson and his loyal assistant Matt Murdock, it all starts when a desperate woman comes to their office with an irresistible story about her and Halloran. To Foggy, she's a client - to Murdock, she's enough to make Halloran Daredevil's next target. But Murdock is about to find out that half-truths are poison truths, and that the Kitchen is full of history that will put him on a collision course with both the old Kingpin and the man who wants to replace him.

Superman: Red Son

“I offered them Utopia, but they fought for the right to live in Hell.”

Jack Kirby's Batman

"Is this a question anyone's been asking or been haunted by?" - Alex Ross

Superman V: Man of Tomorrow

Away in the big city, people still sometimes glance up hopefully from the sidewalks, glimpsing a distant speck in the sky... but no: it's only a bird, only a plane.

Creature from the Black Lagoon

And his eyes, alive, not simply blank fish eyes, but more human, glowing with cunning, emotion, intelligence.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: NYC

"We strike hard and fade away into the night."

The Case

In 1940s New York, a detective named Hank sets out to bring a demented serial killer called "The Gemini Killer" to justice.

The Tomb of Dracula

Picture it, it's the 1970s and Hammer is trying to recoup after the negative reception of Scars of Dracula. After catching wind of a Marvel comic series starring the famous vampire, a perfect opportunity for a reboot came into their heads. They decide to team up with a young up-and-coming American director and take the series in a new direction, although Christopher Lee is not happy with it.

Spider-Man Noir

"The monsters are always with us. But that's okay because there are always good guys too, and when all is said and done, good guys always win."

James Gunn's Spider-Man

Twenty-year-old college student Peter Parker also known as the spectacular, the amazing, and friendly neighbor Spider-Man faces an all-new challenge as he takes on an old foe in the Shocker and a group of B-List villains including a new villain named Boomerang. Now Peter must balance his life in college along with his Spider-Man duties to stop this team of villains.

Batman Beyond

"I am Batman."

Cabaret

"We have no troubles here!"

The Amazing Spider-Man

"The greatest movie I never made." - James Cameron

Once on This Island

I'm just going to use this time to say this: Disney should've made this instead of the live action Little Mermaid remake.

Six

Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: League of Nations

Set twenty years after the events of the first movie, a resurrected Allan Quaterman joins a new League formed by John Watson with team members from all across the world.

Clue

When the mysterious Mr. Boddy turns up dead at his own dinner party, everyone's a suspect! Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Professor Plum-all the familiar faces from the famous board game are back, plus some new ones like Dr. Orchid, Detective Ochre, and Senator White. But will Boddy's body be the last to fall, or is it just the beginning? All the fun of the classic board game with a modern twist!

Dracula

"If you had lived for centuries, would you go weak at the knees at a picture of a dull clerk's fiancée and lock yourself away in a gloomy castle? I wouldn't. I've come up with a reason why Dracula would want to live forever." - Ken Russell

Women in the Dark

An FBI agent stumbles upon a series of crimes. Beautiful women are being ripped apart and put back together all wrong. She tracks the killer down and finds out it's a monster. The FBI doesn't like hearing it's an unkillable monster, so she gets fired and is called crazy. She starts going to group therapy with a group of survivors of unexplainable events.