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What Retro Tracks Should Appear In Mario Kart 9

Well… The Switch 2 was unveiled recently, and with it we saw a glimpse of what appears to be the first REAL new Mario Kart in almost 11 years… 11 f**king years. Anyway, that begs the question, what retro tracks could appear in this teaser game. The only real rule is that no retries that were in 8 deluxe, because 1, we’ve been playing those tracks for a decade, and the BCP is still in our rearview, plus with the console having had been confirmed to have backwards compatibility, we can go back to those whenever we were to feel like it. Although that doesn’t necessarily rule. Out the nitro tracks that debuted in the game.

The Creature Commandos

Nick Fury and Amanda Waller put together a gang of monstrous vigilantes. Now they must fight the bizzare Funnyface, a failed comic artist who uses his drawings to get back at his employers. But one member, Doctor Phosphorus has another objective, get back at Rupert Thorne and put him in prison.

Avengers: Tormented And Attacked

Out in the frozen North Sea, the Avengers find a block of ice containing the legendary hero, Captain America in suspended animation. While thawing the hero out, they were surprised to discover that Cap survived the years intact. Now the Avengers make him a new member of the team. When Baron Helmut Zemo, the Son of Heinrich Zemo hears of Captain America’s resurfacing, he brings his Masters Of Doom along to ensure that that comeback is short lived, and bring the rest of the Avengers down with him.

Sonic The Hedgehog: Dawn Of Eggman

Sonic is a super-powered humanoid hedgehog who lives among a secret village-like community of humanoid animals on Christmas Island, who struggles to fit in. But one day, a team of scientists hired by the government show up on the island and begin deforesting the place in search for the mythical Master Emerald. Sonic decides to step up to save the day, making new friends (and enemies) along the way.

Iron Man: Thanos War

Iron man is telepathically warned by a being known a Drax The Destroyer about a duo of aliens known as the Blood Brothers who are planning to attack him. Iron Man tries to fight but despite his best efforts is defeated and sent to the desert base of Thanos on Titan. Now Stark teams up with Drax to fight Thanos

The Mask

Stanley Ipkiss, a nerdy bank-teller and a bug under the boot of society, has his twisted, darkest fantasies bought to life as he sets out on a killing spree with aid from a magical mask.

Flash: Rogue War

When some of Central City’s most dangerous criminals are let loose and wreak havoc, The Flash must suit up and fight every single one as well as find out who is behind all of this.

The Rise Of Doctor Doom (Miniseries)

The miniseries chronicles King Victor Von Doom of Latveria, his origins, his rise to power as king, and his plans to get revenge on his old rival.

She-Hulk

Lawyer Jennifer Walters, cousin of Bruce Banner, who inherits his Hulk powers after she receives a blood transfusion from him. Unlike Bruce, however, when she hulks out Jennifer is able to retain most of her personality, intelligence, emotional control, and her passion for justice. Now she fights crime both in court and head on.

Hellboy (Season One)

As a child, Anung Un Rama was summoned to earth by Nazi occultists and was found by the founder of Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense and was raised their, and now has to team up with other members of the bureau to stop a newly resurrected Rasputin. As well as other paranormal investigations.

What Should Be In Wrench’s Comic Cinematic Universe

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The Fantastic Four: Marvels Of Adventure

Five years have passed since Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm, and Ben Grimm were hit by cosmic rays and transformed into the Fantastic Four. Now they are highly celebrated by the public. Soon Prince Namor declares war on the Surface World with his ally, The Mole Man. Now the Four must stop this alliance of Atlantis and Subterranea before the destruction levels cities across the globe.

Ant-Man and The Wasp: AIM High

As the world faces greater threats, Hank Pym seeks to find greater solutions. Now with the funds from his fame as an Avenger, he and Janet launch several programs aiming to better the world, but their plans are interrupted by Advanced Idea Mechanics, a think tank vying to take power through technology.

Thor: Prepare To Be Enchanted

As he enjoys the label of Earth's Mightiest Hero; Thor finds himself challenged by Amora, the Enchantress, and Skurge, the Executioner. But, he must be able to face them with the help of his the mysterious Beta Ray Bill.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey are four turtle brothers that escape from a dangerous lab in New York, where they metamorphosize into humanoids when a mutated Japanese sensei hides them from danger in the sewers bellow the city, becoming their father figure. Trained in martial arts to fight and kill Splinter’s rival, The Shredder.

The Incredible Hulk: Gray

This film is split into two parts; the first sees Hulk in the Canadian wilderness where he comes face to face with the Wendigo and Wolverine. He fights Logan only for them to realize that the Wendigo is the bigger threat at hand. The second half sees Hulk in Metropolis, where he fights the Parasite, who absorbs Hulk’s Gamma Radiation, which makes him super powerful. Now in a Gray form, Hulk ends up getting aid from Superman, who also happens to be after Parasite.

Superman: Into The Phantom Zone

Upon learning of a Kyrptonian who survived Krypton's destruction by hiding in the prison dimension of the Phantom Zone, Superman sets of to find them. However, also in the Phantom Zone is former Kyrptonian General Dru Zod.

Spider-Man: Amazing Fantasy

High schooler Peter Parker, still reeling from the death of his Uncle Ben, learns to balance his newfound spider-powers with his life as a student and freelance photographer. Meanwhile, infamous crime boss Kingpin hires a new villain called Electro after he accidentally gains the power of electricity. With both him and the other gang on his tail, can Peter come through triumphant?

Batman: Strange Occurrences

Hugo Strange, The corrupt psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, creates a mind reading machine and learns that Bruce Wayne is Batman. Soon Strange breaks the Joker, Harley Quinn, The Riddler, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy out of Arkham, and have them “buy off" the secret for themselves at a deadly auction filled with hostages, including a kidnapped Batman. Can Batgirl, The Outsiders, Jim Gordon, Alfred, and Robin save him.

Giant Sized X-Men

After Magneto’s defeat by the X-Men, He forms a team to combat them. Soon Xavier’s first class is kidnapped and taken to the island of Krakoa, so he sends a group containing both some familiar students and some new recruits. Soon The original team is rescued, but Jean Grey is nowhere to be found, with Cyclops believing she was taken to another facility. Soon the X-Men locate the area where she and some other mutants are trapped, where they find the geneticist Mister Sinister, who has kidnapped these mutants in order to make a genetically superior mutant. Soon they also fight against both Magneto and his Brotherhood and The Master Mold