Stories by @the_critic_ruben_jr

Beetlejuice (Musical Movie)

Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole “being dead thing.” Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and a degenerate demon with a thing for stripes. When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away anyone with a pulse, he comes up with the perfect plan involving exorcism, arranged marriage and the biggest sandworms Broadway has ever seen.

Sonic characters

Who should voice the rest of the Sonic characters in the movies?

Who could’ve played Vulture?

In each decade who could’ve played Vulture?

Who could’ve played Doctor Octopus?

Who could’ve played Doctor Octopus in each decade?

MCU Harry Osborn

Whenever he appears in the MCU, who should play him?

Who could’ve played Green Goblin?

In each decade who could’ve played Green Goblin?

MCU Miles Morales

Whenever he swings in the MCU, who should play him?

(Disowned) Shrek (Musical Movie)

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save their home, not to mention his, Shrek cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Princess Fiona to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing the Princess may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.

Toy Story (Musical Movie)

A little boy named Andy loves to be in his room, playing with his toys, especially his doll named "Woody". But, what do the toys do when Andy is not with them, they come to life. Woody believes that his life (as a toy) is good. However, he must worry about Andy's family moving, and what Woody does not know is about Andy's birthday party. Woody does not realize that Andy's mother gave him an action figure known as Buzz Lightyear, who does not believe that he is a toy, and quickly becomes Andy's new favorite toy. Woody, who is now consumed with jealousy, tries to get rid of Buzz. Then, both Woody and Buzz are now lost. They must find a way to get back to Andy before he moves without them, but they will have to pass through a ruthless toy killer, Sid Phillips.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (Musical Movie)

When nerdy teenager Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider, he discovers he has obtained super strength, web-spinning abilities and other spider-like powers. Parker soon finds himself battling scientist-turned-villain Norman Osborn, who adopts the alter-ego of the Green Goblin.

Who could’ve played Carnage?

In each decade who could’ve played Carnage?

MCU Dazzler

Whenever Dazzler appears in the MCU, who should play her?

Who could’ve played She-Hulk?

In each decade who could’ve played She-Hulk?

Who could’ve played The Grinch?

In each decade who could’ve played The Grinch?

[old] Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Horror Movie)

What if they made a horror Willy Wonka movie update outdated

The Killer Thing (old)

A pair of siblings, a boy and a girl, who are bored and home alone on a stormy day. The titular Cat in the Hat a tall humanoid cat sporting a bow tie and a red and white striped stovepipe hat appears and promises to teach the dumbfounded children some tricks and games.

Who could’ve played Iron Man?

In each decade who could’ve play Iron Man?

Matt Reeves’s Scarecrow

In the Matt Reeves universe of Batman, who should play Scarecrow?

The DCU Brainiac

Who should play Brainiac in the DCU?

The DCU Black Canary

Who should play Black Canary in the DCU?