Stories by @tajimaru

Weekend At Bernie's (2025 REMAKE)

Fun-loving salesmen Parker and Wilson are invited by their boss, Bernie, to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore.

Charlie

Early to mid 2000s Friends Spin-off tv show featuring Ross Geller and Joey Tribbiani's ex girl friend Charlie Wheeler - a paleontology professor as she navigates life dating and her many exes

M.A.N.T.I.S.

M.A.N.T.I.S. is an American superhero television series that aired for one season on the Fox Network between August 26, 1994, and March 3, 1995, with its final two episodes airing on Sci-Fi Channel on September 7 and 14, 1997. The original two-hour TV movie pilot was produced by Sam Raimi and developed by Sam Hamm.

Gone: The Escape of Carlos Ghosn

On 30 December 2019, numerous media outlets reported that Ghosn had escaped from Japan and arrived in Beirut, Lebanon. Ghosn later confirmed these reports through a statement released by his press representative in New York. In his statement, Ghosn claimed that he would "no longer be held hostage by a rigged Japanese justice system where guilt is presumed, discrimination is rampant and basic human rights are denied."

The Detransition

Angel, a former transwoman who has de-transitioned back to a man experiences emotional turmoil when visiting his hometown but then he meets someone

Donnie Darko

After narrowly escaping a bizarre accident, a troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates him to commit a series of crimes.

Dark City

John struggles with memories of his past, which include a wife he cannot remember and a nightmarish world no one else ever seems to wake up from.

Box Truck Full of Vampires

A trucker agrees to one last run transporting undocumented workers into the US when he has to fight for his life after realizing they've all turned into vampires in transit

A 5 Year Plan

A teen, Phillip, develops a 5 year plan to marry the love of his life and gets his best friend Horace to help him achieve some of the goals but Horace doesn't know the secret love is his divorcee mom

Pushkin and Gannibal

In 1837 Russia Alexander Pushkin becomes obsessed with writing the biography of his great great grandfather at the expense of neglecting and alienating his wife who begins to cheat on him with George Dantes-Gekkern. Through Pushkin's writing we see his ancestor Gannibal going through a similar situation with his wife Evdokia yet Pushkin falters and Gannibal thrives. Pushkin challenges Gekkern to a duel despite the protests of his friend Gogol.

Bio-Dome 2

The original Bio-Dome film grossed $13 million at the box office in North America. Bio-Dome was panned by critics, gaining a record low score of 1/100 on Metacritic. It is often considered to be one of the worst films ever made. This is the sequel. There is a new Bio-Dome project and scientists bring Bud and Doyle back as a publicity stunt to prove the Bio-Dome experiment can still be successful even with the morons who ruined it the first time.

Magnum, P.I.

kind of like what they did with 21 Jump Street movie but more of a period film taking place in the 80s comedy part remake parody of the classic 80s tv show This series makes the most of its Hawaiian setting by sending private eye Thomas Magnum all over Oahu righting wrongs -- at least when he isn't dealing with security at the posh estate (dubbed Robin's Nest) of absentee owner, and celebrated-but-unseen author, Robin Masters and clashing with stuffy British butler Higgins. T.C. and Rick, buddies from Magnum's days in the military, help him out with cases. Magnum is provided nearly unlimited use of many of Masters' luxury items, including a Ferrari.

The Night Nurse

A nurse becomes suspicious that the medical driver is a serial killer

Jeffers

A long time widowed octogenarian living his best life marries a nurse half his age, but then runs into trouble when his family who he hasn't seen in years tries to get the marriage annulled.

Black Turtle: The Four Heroic Warriors

In ancient China 3 heroic warriors are assigned to defeat Portuguese pirates who have taken over a town but are told they won't succeed unless a black turtle joins them. On their way to the town they see a Portuguese caravan with a slave in a cage. They notice he has a turtle pendant and cause a distraction while he escapes.

Marvel Studios G.I. Joe

A task force is created to battle a new global super terrorist network called Cobra

The President's Analyst

Psychiatrist Sidney Schaefer hired to serve as the president's top-secret psychoanalyst. On call at all hours and privy to the leader's most private thoughts, Schaefer develops paranoia, which turns out to be warranted, since numerous international agencies are out to get him for his highly classified knowledge. Aided by spy Don Masters, Schaefer must survive the many attempts on his life.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! (1986)

The Ninja Turtles film debut (what if - alternate history)

DGZ69

A gimmick idol group unexpectedly goes viral in tokyo leading to insane shenanigans

House on the God's Eye

anthology mini series featuring the many curses of the families of Harrenhal in the world of Game of Thrones