Stories by @ringothedrummer

Alejandro Jodorowsky's DUNE (1978)

What if one of the greatest cancelled movies of all time was made?

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

This musical, set to late-period Beatles hits, recounts the story of Sgt. Pepper's famed musical group, which found success during World War I bringing music to weary soldiers in the field. The band's leader has since died and now it's up to his grandson, Billy Shears, to carry on the group's traditions. To this end, he recruits the Henderson brothers to help him defend the group's magic instruments from nefarious crook B.D. Hoffler.

Joss Whedon's The Russian Family

Joss seemed to like them a lot, so why not make a spin-off? He makes sh*t anyways

Jaws: Beneath

In 1975, it hunted for the flesh of humans. In 1978, It returned for more. This year, it returns once more.

Steven Spielberg's Super Mario Bros. (1992)

What if Spielberg made a Mario movie in the 90s?

The Empire We Built

Lazlo Romano has just joined the Colombo family, and is willing to do anything for them. But, things slowly fall apart when everyone suspects there's a "rat" among them.

The Nightmare on Elm Street Films (2014 - 2021)

What if all six Nightmare on Elm Street films (not counting New Nightmare) started in 2014, and ended in 2021? The series revolves around the fictional character Freddy Krueger, a former child killer who after being burned alive by the vengeful parents of his victims, returns from the grave to terrorize and kill the teenage residents of Springwood, Ohio in their dreams.

The Godfather Part IV (2004)

The fourth film was intended to be a prequel and a sequel. They had discussed a potential script, told in a similar narrative as Part II: with younger Vito Corleone and Sonny gaining the families' political power during the 1930s; and with Vincent Corleone in the 1980s, haunted by Mary's death, running the family business through a ten-year destructive war and eventually losing the families' respect and power, seeing one final scene with Michael Corleone before his death.

Inglourious Basterds (1979)

It is the first year of Germany's occupation of France. Allied officer Lt. Aldo Raine assembles a team of Jewish soldiers to commit violent acts of retribution against the Nazis, including the taking of their scalps. He and his men join forces with Bridget von Hammersmark, a German actress and undercover agent, to bring down the leaders of the Third Reich. Their fates converge with theater owner Shosanna Dreyfus, who seeks to avenge the Nazis' execution of her family.

Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek

It's gonna happen at one point, considering it's still in development.

The Mask

It's a pitch for a reboot, that's about it.

Blackout

For hundreds of years, humans had thought they were the only life in the universe. Suddenly, a blackout occurs throughout the world, and weird strobe like beings appear. So it's up to a group of people to survive before they are killed.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Buckaroo Banzai is caught with his trusted allies, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, in a battle to the death between evil red aliens and good black aliens from Planet 10. Led by demonic dictator John Whorfin, who has taken over the body of Italian scientist Dr. Emilio Lizardo, the aliens try to get the Overthruster back from Buckaroo Banzai. But the good black aliens are willing to destroy Earth rather than let these renegades return to their planet.

The Jedi's Destiny (2019)

In this final chapter of the Skywalker Saga, Finn, and Luke continue to help others. But, when Ben searches for a so called world between worlds, a search begins.

A Spark of Hope (2017)

Jedi Master-in-hiding Luke Skywalker unwillingly attempts to guide Finn in the ways of the force, while Leia, former princess turned general, attempts to lead what is left of the Resistance away from the ruthless tyrannical grip of the First Order.

Awakening of the Force (2015)

Thirty years after the Galactic Empire vanquished, a new threat rises. The First Order attempt to rule the Galaxy and only a small bunch of heroes have the ability to stop them. But, a new hope emerges.

Resident Evil

A series of bizarre murders have occurred on the outskirts[citation needed] of Raccoon City, with signs of cannibalism on the victims' remains. The Raccoon Police Department's Special Tactics And Rescue Service (S.T.A.R.S.) are assigned to investigate the murders. S.T.A.R.S. is divided into two teams: Alpha and Bravo. Bravo Team is sent first, but after contact with them is lost, Alpha Team is sent to investigate their disappearance.

Clue (MyCast Edition)

Cast MyCast Users as the suspects from Clue.

Barney: Dinosaur of the Damned

why?

Judgement: Part II

The end......is......here.