Stories by @parzivaljoker

Andy Muschietti's Mystery Inc. (2021)

A jock, a beauty, a nerd, a hungry stoner, and a talking dog walk into a van.

Knives Out (2019)

A detective investigates the death of a patriarch of an eccentric, combative family.

Steven Spielberg's Superman: The Movie (1998)

An alien orphan is sent from his dying planet to Earth, where he grows up to become his adoptive home's first and greatest superhero.

Shane Black's Batman and Robin (2007)

Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.

Shane Black's Batman Forever (2005)

Batman must battle former district attorney Harvey Dent, who is now Two-Face and Edward Nygma, The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin.

Sam Raimi's Batman Returns (2002)

While Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin wreaking havoc across Gotham with the help of a cruel businessman, a female employee of the latter becomes the Catwoman with her own vendetta.

Sam Raimi's Batman (1999)

The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being Jack Napier, a criminal who becomes the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Jaws (2015)

When a killer shark unleashes chaos on a beach community, it's up to a local sheriff, a marine biologist, and an old seafarer to hunt the beast down.

Peter Jackson's The Wolf Man (2019)

After killing a werewolf, a man named Larry Talbot gains the curse from it, turning into a raging beast in Wales.

David Lowery's Frankenstein (2018)

A mad scientist creates a monster, only to realise his creation was a regretful one.

Ghost (2010)

After a young man is murdered, his spirit stays behind to warn his lover of impending danger, with the help of a reluctant psychic.

Beetlejuice (2018)

The spirits of a deceased couple are harassed by an unbearable family that has moved into their home, and hire a malicious spirit to drive them out.

The Beast Within Me (2021)

In the 1990's, a woman tries to find a way to get rid of a curse that turns her into a vicious werewolf that murders people.

Brian De Palma's Batman: Year One (1992)

Focuses on Bruce Wayne's beginnings as the Dark Knight, and Jim Gordon's investigation into the underworld of Gotham's crime wave.

David Fincher's The Man Without Fear (2003)

Blind lawyer by day, vigilante at night. Matt Murdock faces the clutches of Wilson Fisk, the most powerful man in Hell's Kitchen

True Romance (2003)

In Detroit, a lonely pop culture geek marries a call girl, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood. Meanwhile, the owners of the cocaine, the Mob, track them down in an attempt to reclaim it.

Paul Verhoeven's Face/Off (1987)

To foil a terrorist plot, an FBI agent undergoes facial transplant surgery to assume the identity of the criminal mastermind who murdered his only son, but the criminal wakes up prematurely and seeks revenge.

The Suicide Squad (2011)

Supervillains Harley Quinn, Bloodsport, Peacemaker and a collection of nutty cons at Belle Reve prison join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X as they are dropped off at the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.

Gone Girl (2021)

With his wife's disappearance having become the focus of an intense media circus, a man sees the spotlight turned on him when it's suspected that he may not be innocent.

V For Vendetta (2021)

In a future British tyranny, a shadowy freedom fighter, known only by the alias of "V", plots to overthrow it with the help of a young woman.