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The 97th Academy Awards (2005)
Couldn't get all of em sorry...

James Gunn's Superman (2015)
When Superman gets drawn into conflicts at home and abroad, his actions are questioned, giving tech billionaire Lex Luthor the opportunity to get the Man of Steel out of the way for good. Will intrepid reporter Lois Lane and Superman's four-legged companion, Krypto, be able to help him before it's too late?

The Man Who Wasn't There (2025)
A laconic, chain-smoking barber blackmails his wife's boss and lover for money to invest in dry cleaning, but his plan goes terribly wrong.

Marvel Cinematic Universe - Phase Two (The Infinity Saga) (1993-1995)
Phase Two of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is a group of American superhero films produced by Marvel Studios based on characters that appear in publications by Marvel Comics. The MCU is the shared universe in which all of the films are set. The phase began in May 2013 with the release of Iron Man 3 and concluded in July 2015 with the release of Ant-Man. Kevin Feige produced every film in the phase. Joss Whedon, writer and director of the crossover film Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), consulted on all the films.

10 Cloverfield Lane
After getting in a car accident, Michelle awakens to find herself in a mysterious bunker with two men named Howard and Emmett. Howard offers her a pair of crutches to help her remain mobile with her leg injury sustained from the car crash and tells her to "get good on those" before leaving the bunker. She has been given the information that there has been an alien attack and the outside world is poisoned. However, Howard and Emmett's intentions soon become questionable and Michelle is faced with a question: Is it better in here or out there?

Mel Brooks' The Lighthouse (1979)
Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

Captain Britain
Hundreds of years before Captain America, there was Captain Britain, the UK's most legendary knight and protector, who led the British people through great conflicts like the Anglo-Saxon wars. Founding the Captain Britain Corps, an order sworn to defend the realm and the fabric of reality itself. Over the centuries, as the UK grew more peaceful, the role of Captain Britain became less needed and eventually faded into legend, becoming a folk tale along the lines of Robin Hood. What didn't help was that Captain America, a role that was based on Captain Britain, overshadowed him. In the present day, Brian Braddock, a 24-year-old drifter from Maldon, struggling with homelessness, and his family's disconnect after his father disappeared two years prior, finds his life shifted when the British government recruits him. Learning he is heir to the title of Captain Britain. They enlist his help in a great plot that ties into his father's disappearance. Under the S.T.R.I.K.E. division of the U.K. government, Brian takes on the mantle of Captain Britain.

Various Almost Cast Degrees of Batman/Joker '89
"keep bustin"

"Directed and Produced by Brady Corbet"
Actors and actresses that you would like to see in a new Brady Corbet (The Childhood of a Leader, Vox Lux, The Brutalist) film.

Marvel Cinematic Universe - Phase One (The Infinity Saga) (1988-1992)
Phase One of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is a group of American superhero films produced by Marvel Studios based on characters that appear in publications by Marvel Comics. The MCU is the shared universe in which all of the films are set. The phase began in May 2008 with the release of Iron Man and concluded in May 2012 with the release of The Avengers. Kevin Feige produced every film in the phase, with Avi Arad also producing Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, and Gale Anne Hurd also producing The Incredible Hulk. The films star Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man in Iron Man and Iron Man 2, Edward Norton as Bruce Banner / Hulk in The Incredible Hulk, Chris Hemsworth as Thor in Thor, and Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America in Captain America: The First Avenger. All returned to star in the ensemble film The Avengers except for Norton, who was replaced by Mark Ruffalo. Samuel L. Jackson has the most appearances in the phase, starring or making cameo appearances as Nick Fury in five of the films.

Predators (1990)
Brought together on a mysterious planet, a group of humans now become the prey. A breed of Predators pursues the ragtag humans through dense jungle. The group must work together to survive, or become the latest trophies of the fearsome intergalactic hunters.

Terminator Salvation (1999)
Although Judgment Day has in fact occurred, the future for which John Connor was prepared has been partly altered by the appearance of a stranger named Marcus Wright. Connor must determine if Wright has been rescued from the past, or sent from the future. As the machines prepare for a final battle, Connor and Wright delve deep into Skynet's heart, uncovering a secret that could lead to the annihilation of mankind.
Almost Cast: Avatar
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Zardoz
"John Boorman had admitted due to being intoxicated on drugs during much of production, even he can't piece together what his own movie was about."

Alternate Choices For MCU Doctor Doom.
Had they not gone the RDJ angle (not that I dislike it or anything.)

Drive
Uh oh, looks like we're going to have to driv

Iron Man 2 (1990)
Six months after revealing his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark faces pressure to share his technology with the government, while also battling the effects of palladium poisoning from his Arc Reactor and a vengeful Ivan Vanko, who seeks to settle a decades-old score with Howard Stark's son

Jodorowsky's Dune
Dune is a cancelled movie developed by Chilean-French cult film director and artist Alejandro Jodorowsky, and produced by French businessman Michel Seydoux in 1974, based on Frank Herbert's novel of the same name. This production became the subject of a documentary released in 2013, Jorodowsky's Dune.

A Complete Unknown
Follows 19-year-old Minnesota musician Bob Dylan's meteoric rise as a folk singer to concert halls and the top of the charts as his songs and his mystique become a worldwide sensation that culminates in his groundbreaking electric rock-and-roll performance at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965.

No Country For Old Men (British Cast)
Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon the aftermath of a drug deal gone wrong and over two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande.