Stories by @niner

The Statement of Randolph Carter

A series following Randolph Carter, a young antiquarian and alum of Miskatonic University with an interest in the occult. The first arc will cover the events of the titular short story, while subsequent storylines will adapt Carter's further appearances in the mythos including "The Unnamable", "The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath" and "Through the Gates of the Silver Key."

Acquisitions Incorporated

The (mis)adventures of the eponymous Acquisitions Inc., a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits banded together in a pseudo-corporate formation on a quest for fame and wealth. Originally consisting of Half-Elf Cleric Omin Dran, Dwarven Warrior Binwin Bronzebottom, and the Human Wizard Jim Darkmagic, they are joined on their journeys by a rotating cast of corporate "interns."

Suicide Squad: Black Files

To combat mounting supernatural threats Amanda Waller assembles a special-ops team of dark-arts experts.

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

In the distant future, Old Blood Mechanic Jack Tenrec and his crew of ecological freedom fighters confront the serious issues facing the futuristic environment that humanity has come to inhabit.

The Devil's Rose

Damnation is a road littered with pain, sorrow, and regret. None know this better than the man who rides that track everyday: Cole McGee, a once proud Texas Ranger, now condemned to hunt Hell's fugitives across the plains of both the living and the dead. But today Cole's luck might've changed. Something has escaped the deepest pits of damnation. Hell wants this something back at any cost and has offered Cole redemption in exchange for its apprehension. Sounds like a good deal to Cole, but as he closes in on his quarry he begins to realize you should never bargain with the Devil.

The Mystery of the Druids

Brent Halligan, a Scotland Yard Detective, is on the trail of a murderer whose victims suffered heinous acts of dismemberment. Similar murders took place years earlier, but the wrong man was sent to prison only to be killed before his innocence could be proven. When similar murders begin to happen again, Halligan is determined to solve the case once and for all.

Daikatana

In 2455 AD, Kage Mishima used the magical powers of Daikatana, the most powerful sword ever forged, to alter time and establish himself as supreme dictator. Enter Hiro Miyamoto, one of the few people on earth who knows what happened. He and his two friends Superfly Johnson & Mikiko Ebihara must travel through time to find the corrupted dictatorship and right the wrongs inflicted on the world.

The Simping Detective

Mega-City One, 2129 AD. Simped-up private eye Jack Point is an undercover 'Wally Squad' Judge - 'cos only a clown would want to walk the streets of Angeltown, the arse-end of City Bottom. He's got two friends in this world. One's long and hard, and makes your ears ring after every shot; the other's his gun. In fact, Jack's got enemies on both sides of the Law, and he's in deep trouble...

Agents of Atlas

In response to new and deadly threats to the world, Special Agent Jimmy Woo must reunite a disparate team of gifted individuals who engaged in clandestine missions in the 1950s to form the Agents of Atlas.

Song of the South

Seven-year-old Johnny is excited about what he believes to be a vacation at his grandmother's Georgia plantation with his parents, John Sr. and Sally. When they arrive at the plantation, he discovers that his parents will be living apart for a while, and he is to live at the plantation with his mother and grandmother while his father returns to Atlanta to continue his controversial editorship in the city's newspaper. Johnny soon comes upon the home of Uncle Remus, a kindly freed slave living on the plantation grounds telling tales to the local children of a character named Br'er Rabbit.

The Adventures of Bayou Billy

Billy West, otherwise known as Bayou Billy, is a survivalist, vigilante, and former U.S. soldier from New Orleans who has fought against a local crime boss known as Godfather Gordon. In retaliation for interfering with his smuggling operations, Gordon kidnaps Billy's girlfriend Annabelle Lane in order to lure Billy into one final battle.

RanXerox

A modern Frankenstein's monster made from photocopier parts, Ranxerox is set for maximum aggression, carnage and destruction to those who cross him – but has only tenderness and affection for his gal, the lovely young Lubna.

BloodRayne

As an agent of the Brimstone Society, the half-vampire Rayne travels the world battling supernatural creatures.

Splatterhouse

Two college students, Rick Taylor and Jennifer Willis, take refuge from a storm in West Mansion, a local landmark known as "Splatterhouse" for the rumors of hideous experiments purportedly conducted there by Dr. West, a renowned and missing parapsychologist. Shortly after entering the mansion, Jennifer is abducted by monsters who mortally wound Rick. Rick awakens in a dungeon under the mansion having been resurrected thanks to the influence of the "Terror Mask", a Mayan sacrificial artifact from West's house which is capable of sentient thought. The mask attaches itself to Rick, fusing with his body and transforming him into a monster with superhuman strength. With the mask's encouragement, Rick goes on a rampage through the dungeon and the mansion grounds, killing hordes of monsters as he searches for Jennifer.

Police Academy

Due to a shortage of police officers, a policy requiring the police department to accept all willing recruits is introduced, effectively abolishing fitness requirements, educational levels, and medical standards. In response, a group of good-hearted, but incompetent misfits enter the police academy.

Blood

Caleb, a ruthless gunslinger from the American Old West and high-ranking member of The Cabal is betrayed and killed by his master the demon god Tchernobog for unspecified failures. Years later he rises from his grave, seeking answers and vengeance.

From A Buick 8

Shortly after his father, a Pennsylvania state trooper, is killed in a senseless automobile accident, Ned Wilcox discovers that the members of Troop D have a secret concealed behind their headquarters. Curtis Wilcox's friends and colleagues take turns relating the twenty-year history of the mysterious Buick Roadmaster locked in Shed B and how its discovery and unexplained behavior has captivated the tightly knit group of men for two decades. The Buick seems to be a conduit to another reality and every now and then it breathes, inhaling a little bit of this world, exhaling a little bit of whatever world it came from.

Shadow Man

Michael LeRoi, an immortal voodoo warrior known as the Shadow Man, is charged with the task of protecting the human world from threats crossing over from the spiritual plane known as The Deadside.