Stories by @moonmann
346 stories
Almost Cast: Blade
Some MFs Still Trying To Ice Skate Uphill
Masked and Anonymous (2023)
ed harris blackface
Civil War (2024)
what kind of american are you?
The Dark Universe
the bride movie actually sounded good
Almost Cast: Prisoners
maze
Almost Cast: Zodiac
do people call me names?
Almost Cast: Gone Girl
cool girl
Almost Cast: Se7en
whats in da box
Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Don't ever fall in love, OK? It hurts
The Bear (2022–)
yes, chef
Almost Cast: Home Alone
and a happy new year
Longlegs (2024)
*Let me in now, and it can be nice! Make me go now, and I'll have to come back! Not once, not twice, but as many times as I like!*
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2024)
Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn't mean they're lost forever.
Thunderbolts* (2025)
what are we some kind of thunderbolts
G-Force (2024)
g force
Cowboys & Aliens (2021)
no way
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2024)
Don't that picture look dusty?
Abigail (2024)
onions.
Tenet (2025)
Time runs out.
Iron Man (2024)
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!