Suggestions by @jonahmakowsky

Ed Helms

as McKinley's Man in Twins

Woody Harrelson

as Webster in Twins

M. Night Shyamalan

as Mitchell Traven in Twins

Bradley Cooper

as Beetroot McKinley in Twins

Kate Upton

as Linda Mason in Twins

Kristen Wiig

as Marine Mason in Twins

Kate Upton

as Marine Mason in Twins

Joe Lo Truglio

as Dave Klane in Twins

Bill Hader

as Sam Klane in Twins

Jason Sudeikis

as Bob Klane in Twins

Charlie Day

as Burt Klane in Twins

Jason Bateman

as Morris Klane in Twins

Morgan Freeman

as Professor Warner in Twins

Viola Davis

as Mary Ann Benedict in Twins

Kevin Hart

as Vincent Benedict in Twins

Dwayne Johnson

as Julius Benedict in Twins

Armie Hammer

as Cosmo Brown in Singin' in the Rain

Kevin Hart

as Donkey in Shrek (Live Action)

Mike Myers

as Shrek in Shrek (Live Action)

Jason Ritter

as Star Lord in Marvel Cinematic Universe