Stories by @Jeshisthename

The James Bond Singers

At the beginning of every James Bond movie, an original song is sung over a psychedelic opening. It’s an explosive, mysterious, often atmospheric start to our spy adventure. Some of the best musicians around have sung these title songs, by there are still many other talents who could lend their musical prowess to a Bond outing. But the question is, who exactly should bend to the task?

Radium Girls

After her cousin dies from radiation exposure, a former dial painter begins a lawsuit against the malpractices of her corporation for gross negligence regarding the deathly side effects of their radium products.

Phineas and Ferb (The Edgy Reboot)

Imagine a world where a live action reboot of Phineas and Ferb premiered, but it starred teenage to twentysomething actors and the plot heavily featured supernatural dread, murder, rival gangs, weird musical episodes, complex love triangles, and all the other qualities of the beloved show Riverdale. What would a mix between Phineas and Ferb look like?

A Contract with God

Four stand-alone stories make up the book: in "A Contract with God" a religious man gives up his faith after the death of his young adopted daughter; in "The Street Singer" a has-been diva tries to seduce a poor, young street singer, who tries to take advantage of her in turn; a bullying racist is led to suicide after false accusations of pedophilia in "The Super"; and "Cookalein" intertwines the stories of several characters vacationing in the Catskill Mountains.

The Divine One

A biopic chronicling the life and career of four time Grammy Award winner, Sarah Vaughan. Who rose to prominence in the early forties and went on to become one of the most wonderful voices of the 20th century.

Disney's Isle of Dogs (1974)

Wes Anderson's second animated film if it were made by Disney in the early seventies.

Nightmare

An obsessive hypnotherapist's attempt to uncover the recurring dreams of an insomniac woman and timid child result in horrifying consequences.

Olympic

Set during the 54th Annual Olympiad, two competitors engage in a toxic battle for the olive wreath. Resulting in the first recorded death in the Ancient Olympics.

Harry Potter (U.S. Edition) Circa 2012

An alternate universe where the Harry Potter franchise is set in America, and therefore the cast of characters are played by American actors.

Infinity War (But with YouTubers)

Imagine if all of the actors in the MCU were suddenly unavailable for 2018's Avengers: Infinity War and the only people in the entertainment industry willing to take their places are YouTubers.

The Long Walk

A Polish army lieutenant escapes from a Siberian Gulag with six other companions on a six-thousand-mile journey into Tibet.

Red

A famed abstract expressionist is commissioned to paint a group of murals for the Four Seasons Restaurant, where his views on life and art severely clash with his young assistant.

Almost Maine

Love and loss are explored through nine different segments set in a remote unincorporated town of Almost, Maine.

The Mousetrap

The scene is set when a group of people gathered in a country house cut off by the snow discover, to their horror, that there is a murderer in their midst. Who can it be? One by one the suspicious characters reveal their sordid pasts until at the last, nerve-shredding moment the identity and the motive are finally revealed.

Ragtime

Set in the early 20th century, Ragtime tells the story of three groups in the United States: African Americans, represented by Coalhouse Walker Jr., a Harlem musician; upper-class suburbanites, represented by Mother, the matriarch of a white upper-class family in New Rochelle, New York; and Eastern European immigrants, represented by Tateh, a Jewish immigrant from Latvia. The show also incorporates historical figures such as Harry Houdini, Evelyn Nesbit, Booker T. Washington, J. P. Morgan, Henry Ford, Stanford White, Harry Kendall Thaw, Admiral Peary, Matthew Henson, and Emma Goldman.

Cardboard

Cam's down-and-out father gives him a cardboard box for his birthday and he knows it's the worst present ever. So to make the best of a bad situation, they bend the cardboard into a man-and to their astonishment, it comes magically to life. But the neighborhood bully, Marcus, warps the powerful cardboard into his own evil creations that threaten to destroy them all!

Charley's Aunt

In 1890, two Oxford undergrads convince their rascally friend to impersonate an aunt from Brazil.

The Night Witches

This wartime biopic spans the tactical missions and successful bombings of the 46th Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment (A.K.A. The Night Witches) An all-female regiment of Soviet Aviators that combatted the German Military during the final years of WWII.

Blankets

Wrapped in the landscape of a blustery Wisconsin winter, Blankets chronicles Craig's adolescence and young adulthood, his childhood relationship with his younger brother, and the conflicts he experiences regarding Christianity and his first love. Though written chronologically, Thompson uses flashbacks as a literary and artistic device in order to parallel young adult experience with past childhood experience. Major literary themes of the work include: first love, child and adult sexuality, spirituality, sibling relationships, and coming of age.