Stories by @Jeshisthename

Dante’s Inferno- YouTube Edition

An adaptation of Dante’s Inferno in which two characters explore the nine circles of hell and encounter many horrifying sights along the way. But in this version, each circle is populated with YouTubers.

The Death of J. Meyer Holzmann

With an investigation into the disappearance of an American undersecretary on the verge of closing, a detective gathers four of his associates with varying testimonies on how he died.

The Wizard of Oz- All Black Cast

After a tornado hurls through Kansas, Dorothy Gale and her dog, Toto, are swept away from their home to the colorful and vibrant Land of Oz. In order to find their way back home, they must embark on a journey to the Emerald City, where the Wizard of Oz resides. On the way, they become accompanied by a Scarecrow who wants a brain, a Tin Man who wants a heart, and a Cowardly Lion who wants courage. They are hopeful that the Wizard will be able to fulfill their wishes, but not far behind them is the Wicked Witch of the West, who is out for revenge on Dorothy after she accidentally killed her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.

The Rape of Snow White

A dramatized account of Adriana Caselotti's blackballing at the hands of Walt Disney, and the ill-fated lawsuit that followed.

The Before Woman

Having just been rescued following a random abduction several years ago, a young woman reenters society hoping to return to her idyllic life amongst friends and families. Only to find that her seemingly loyal boyfriend has casted her away from her own life in the years she's been gone. Everyone she's befriended, every job opportunity she had built up, every facet of her life that she once had has been completely undone. And thus begins a long road to revenge, where she begins to take her life back step by step-- by any means necessary.

Can You Ever Forgive Me? (1990s Edition)

Lee Israel made her living in the 1970s and '80s profiling the likes of Katharine Hepburn, Tallulah Bankhead, Estee Lauder and journalist Dorothy Kilgallen. When Lee is no longer able to get published because she has fallen out of step with current tastes, she turns her art form to deception, abetted by her loyal friend Jack. An adaptation of the memoir "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" relays the true story of the best-selling celebrity biographer (and friend to cats).

Blood Moon Interview

The story of a man who dedicates nearly fifty years of his life to uncovering the truth behind his father’s mysterious disappearance.

Gnome Cave

A fortysomething truck driver reunites with his estranged childhood friends with plans to revisit a deceptively innocent theme park attraction from his past.

Dollyanne

A bachelorette is abducted by an unhinged medical practitioner who surgically transforms her into the woman of his dreams.

Shrek VI: It’s All Ogre Now

Long after the events of Shrek Forever After, Shrek is a weathered shell of his former self following a tragic event several years prior. Now fending for himself in a decrepit fairy tale landscape, new souls and old faces disrupt his life off the grid. Prompting the aging ogre to embark on a final adventure throughout the land.

Nocturne

A socially awkward student at a private preparatory school is coerced into selling forged antiques by an eccentric art collector.

Recasting James Corden

James Corden is the kind of guy who (decent though he may very well be as a person) is relatively too safe a choice in terms of casting and is by no means the best part of the movie he's been cast in. Which begs the question, who else would've been a good option to play any given character that James Corden was cast as. No offense to James but you know-- why not.

The Suicide Squad- With Youtubers

Supervillains Harley Quinn, Bloodsport, Peacemaker and a collection of nutty cons at Belle Reve prison join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X as they are dropped off at the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese.

Presentable Liberty

With a deadly virus slowly consuming the area, a prisoner yearns to escape from his claustrophobic cell while receiving letters from a series of unseen characters.

Plants V.S. Zombies

An otherwise quiet planned community is thrown into mayhem by a zombie invasion. Prompting a well tended garden to defend themselves against the encroaching menace.

Luck of Liam

A schlimazel finds his longtime wish for endless good luck granted, only to find his life dramatically altered in ways he cannot imagine.

The Adventures of Shakespeare

Donning the identity of a no-account drunkard, a charismatic pauper in late 1500s London becomes a successful playwright while powering through a series of colorful characters and unfortunate events.

This One Summer

Every summer, Rose goes with her mom and dad to a lake house in Awago Beach. It's their getaway, their refuge. Rosie's friend Windy is always there, too, like the little sister she never had. But this summer is different. Rose's mom and dad won't stop fighting, and when Rose and Windy seek a distraction from the drama, they find themselves with a whole new set of problems. It's a summer of secrets and sorrow and growing up, and it's a good thing Rose and Windy have each other. In This One Summer two stellar creators redefine the teen graphic novel. Cousins Mariko and Jillian Tamaki, the team behind Skim, have collaborated on this gorgeous, heartbreaking, and ultimately hopeful story about a girl on the cusp of her teen age—a story of renewal and revelation.

What About Bob? The Broadway Musical

A new patient appears at a psychotherapist's door. He has every possible insecurity in the world. The amazingly successful shrink gives him a copy of his new book and goes off on vacation. Bob, the patient, discovers where the doctor has gone and appears at the vacation site, forever changing the shrink's family relationships.

The Inspector

A reboot of the short-lived animated series centered on a competent but unfortunate detective who tries to thwart oddball villains with the help of his trusty partner.