Stories by @Jeshisthename

The Scarlet Letter

Set in Puritan Massachusetts Bay Colony during the years 1642 to 1649, the novel tells the story of Hester Prynne, who conceives a daughter through an affair and then struggles to create a new life of repentance and dignity. Containing a number of religious and historic allusions, the book explores themes of legalism, sin, and guilt.

Twice Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there were some people called the Rushers of Din. Each night as they slept, sweet dreams were delivered to them from sunny Frivoli, while nightmares came to them from the mysterious Murkworks. But the malevolent master of the Murk, Synonamess Botch, was not content. He wanted the Rushers to have non-stop nightmares. To do that, he would need to gain control of the Cosmic Clock. To accomplish this, he kidnaps the deliverers of the dreams, Greensleeves and the Figmen of Imagination, and then tricks Ralph, the All-Purpose Animal and his pal Mumford into stealing the mainspring from the Cosmic Clock. Realizing they've been tricked, Ralph and Mumford try to get the spring back and prevent Botch from unleashing his nightmare bombs. Along the way, they get help from their Fairy Godmother, Greensleeves' niece Flora Fauna, the junior varsity superhero Rod Rescueman, and Botch's own head nightmare writer, Scuzzbopper.

Bone

Meet the Bone cousins, Fone Bone, Phoney Bone and Smiley Bone, three misfits who are run out of Boneville and find themselves lost in a vast uncharted desert. They make their way into a deep, forested valley filled with wonderful and terrifying creatures. With the help of the mysterious Thorn, her tough-as-nails Gran’ma Ben and the Great Red Dragon, the boys do their best to survive in the middle of brewing trouble between the valley’s denizens. It will be the longest – but funniest – year of their lives!

The Subspace Emissary

The Subspace Emissary (Japanese: 亜空の使者 The Subspace Emissary) is a single-player game that is contained within Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It is a side-scrolling action game with a storyline that is said to emphasize character development. Most of the playable characters are protagonists, including Pokémon universe characters Pikachu, Pokémon Trainer, and Lucario. Jigglypuff also appears, but only after completing the game's plot and has no role in the storyline. The characters form teams based on the development of the story. All hidden characters can be unlocked by simply playing through The Subspace Emissary, though three of them (including Jigglypuff) only appear through secret doors that appear after the main plot has been completed. A second player can join in at any time, though the camera will focus on player one. Like Classic Mode and All-Star mode, the difficulty level can be changed, but unlike those modes, the difficulty level can be altered after the challenge has begun. In order to obtain trophies of the enemies in this game, the player must throw a Trophy Stand at them. This acts similarly to a Poké Ball, as it "captures" the opponent only when they are at low health. Trophy Stands also work against bosses, such as Rayquaza.

The Rescuers

A bottle containing a plea for help arrives at the Rescue Aid Society, an organization of mice from all over the world whose mission is to help those in need. Bernard and Miss Bianca are chosen for the task and after gathering the needed clues and information, they fly on the back of albatross Orville to the gloomy and uncharted Devil's Bayou. There, together with Ellie Mae and other swamp folk, they must work together to save a little orphan girl from the evil Madame Medusa.

The Batman (90s Edition)

When the Riddler, a sadistic serial killer, begins murdering key political figures in Gotham, Batman is forced to investigate the city's hidden corruption and question his family's involvement.

The Amazing Randi

A whirlwind exploration of the life and career off stage magician James Randi, his numerous accomplishments and the high-end challenge that exposed one phony psychic after another.

Ben and Arthur

A gay man recently married to the love of his life must stand against his homophobic brother, who's just been ostracized by his church.

Postnatal

A young woman's life is completely uprooted by the birth of her newborn child, only for her perception of reality to suddenly undergo a draconian metamorphosis.

The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

It’s 1992 in Bleak Creek, North Carolina—a sleepy little place with all the trappings of an ordinary Southern town: two Baptist churches, friendly smiles coupled with silent judgments, and an unquenchable appetite for pork products. Beneath the town’s cheerful façade, however, Bleak Creek teens live in constant fear of being sent to the Whitewood School, a local reformatory with a history of putting unruly youths back on the straight and narrow—a record so impeccable that almost everyone is willing to ignore the suspicious deaths that have occurred there over the past decade. At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told: that the students’ strange demises were all just tragic accidents, the unfortunate consequence of succumbing to vices like Marlboro Lights and Nirvana. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry—and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood as punishment—Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents. Eager to rescue their friend, Rex and Leif pair up with recent NYU film school graduate Janine Blitstein to begin piecing together the unsettling truth of the school and its mysterious founder, Wayne Whitewood. What they find will leave them battling an evil beyond their wildest imaginations—one that will shake Bleak Creek to its core.

Recasting Tom Holland

I love Tom Holland as much as the next guy, but he kind of gets cast in everything. Not even because he's the right man for the job, but because he's a hot ticket at the box office. Which begs the question, who else could've played some of his most notable characters if he weren't available. No offense to Tom, but you know-- why not.

Martians

An intergalactic crew of a aliens planning to invade the planet Earth are accosted by an elusive extraterrestrial race with far more destructive plans.

Fall of the Seat of the Muses

A dramatization of the rise and fall of the Great Library of Alexandria from the perspective of those who aided in its construction and the many who witnessed its destruction.

Takeshi no Chōsenjō

Based on the infamous video game by Takeshi Kitano, Takeshi’s Challenge tells the story of a salaryman who abandons his grueling job and bitter marriage and decides to pursue a treasure in the South Seas.

Old (90s Edition)

In high hopes of spending the perfect tropical holiday and strengthen family bonds, the overworked married couple, Guy and Prisca, arrive at a luxurious, suspiciously affordable resort they found online along with their kids: six-year-old Trent and eleven-year-old Maddox. Instead, a short visit to the small island's secret private beach will soon set in motion a series of inexplicable, logic-defying psychosomatic changes, affecting all the special guests of the secluded hideout. But on this sandy, impossible-to-find beach, time flies. Wouldn't it be great if the unclouded present could be ours for keeps?

The Drowsy Chaperone

An agoraphobic lover of Broadway shows revisits an exceptionally cornball guilty pleasure, a musical comedy of errors depicting the madcap wedding of an average joe and a famous stage actress.

Chicken Run

Ginger is one of the chickens at the Tweedy Egg Farm, who is capable of escaping (and desperately wants to) but is constantly being held back by her incompetent partners. One night, feeling failed and depressed after a chicken is axed, she wanders out to the gate, where she sees a rooster triumphantly flying through the air. After crashing and injuring his wing, Ginger takes him in and learns he's Rocky Rhodes, a cocky American who enjoys freedom - in fact, he escaped from a circus when she found him. In exchange for protecting him when the circus arrives asking for him, Ginger makes a deal with Rocky that he will teach them to fly so they can escape. Taking advantage of the situation, Rocky woos the chicken, irritating Ginger "Doll-Face" and organizer Officer Fowler, formerly of the Royal Air Force, in the process. Meanwhile, the Tweedys have purchased a machine to make chicken pies with, intending to cook every last one of them.

Tags To Death

A board member at a private betting company reeling from his wife's death is confronted by a jaded stranger with an absent wife who appears to be out for retribution.

Professor Ike

Famed explorer Ike Cosgrove embarks on a tumultuous voyage to a mythical island which takes him and his motley companions on a journey throughout the known and unknown universe.

THX: 15.25

Over a hundred years after the events of THX 1138, the electronic labyrinth reaches the surface world where a religious autocracy reigns supreme; and a civil servant inadvertently stumbles upon an uprising in the making.