Stories by @jakubduda
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Vote
Tom Selleck, as Abraham Simpson, and Bob Saget, as Danny Rockefeller. A film about old friendship and rivalry. They fight again in the fight for the Oval Office. They used to be best friends, but once their paths separated and everyone went differently, if it were like this, it would be "just" a little sad, but this friendship didn't end well. When they were in college, one day Abe became popular and began to forget his best friend Danny, he didn't come to help with the party fight against two boys from the football team because of the party, Danny had to fight them himself and eventually lost, then he became angry and decided to avenge Abe for what he had done to him. Danny announced that Abraham had AIDS, so everyone didn't want to be friends with him. They both quarreled, ending a friendship full of funny moments, beautiful women, beer and sports. Both are running for president. The war for the oval office has brought them back together, there is a lot of hatred between them, the debates are fierce, relations are bad, and nerves are tense. Both are going through elections. Whom will win and become the new President of the United States? Can they forgive and renew their friendship? the film is full not only of politics and all those things about elections, but also of funny moments, relationships with women and among candidates.

If I Ran the Zoo
If I Ran the Zoo opens with the book's protagonist and narrator, Gerald McGrew, arriving at a zoo alone. The young boy stands before a lion cage. In it, a single lion is lying down and looking content. The lion's expression is similar to that of the zookeeper, who stands next to the cage with his hands in his pockets. Gerald comments that it is a pretty good zoo, and that the man who runs it seems proud. However, Gerald begins to speculate about what fascinating imagined creatures he would bring to the zoo if he ran it. Zookeeper is not only one who listening,there is also beautiful girl Ann, this character is not in the book. Gerald lists animals he would like to capture, include a ten-footed lion, an elephant-cat, a Flustard (who eats only mustard and custard), a goat-dog-squirrel hybrid called the Joat, a family of deer with their antlers knotted together, a cave-dweller called the Natch, and finally the world's largest bird, a Fizza-ma-Wizza-ma-Dill. Throughout his narration, Gerald speculates that the public would react in surprise to every new creature he brings back to the McGrew Zoo. However, the story returns at the end to reality: Gerald is still standing before the lion exhibit and the actual zookeeper. The book ends with Gerald commenting that these are the changes he would make if he ran the zoo. Then he realized Ann for the first time, she came closer to him and told him, he is dreamer and she liked his vision, he invited her to walk around the zoo with him.

Football Nation
the NFL football team, Santa Fe Marlins disbanded, all players except John Norris, Bud Mondo and Frank Greenington left the team and went to play in other clubs. However, team owner Bernie Redford is determined to play next season according to plan and will commission former coach Ronald Sampson and Jimmy McGlober to form a team. Jimmy will offer a place at the head of the team to a player who is one of the best of all time, Aaron Braddock is in his forties and this season could be final. Jimmy McGlober is looking for players wherever he can, in and out of the league, in the lower league, among amateurs in playgrounds in parks, anywhere. A team full of amateurs that no one trusts at all should enter the season and fight for honor and win the Super Bowl.

Animal
Animal, Originally L’Animal is very popular french movie with Belmondo from 1977. An original comedy about stuntman Mike (J.-P. Belmondo), who gets into a difficult financial situation. In addition, his fiancée Jane Gardner (R. Welch) has just taken offense and intends to marry an elderly earl on purpose. And to make matters worse, Mike still has to deal with the effeminate actor Bruno Ferrari (J.-P. Belmondo), whom he is to represent. Jean Paul Belmondo shines in a phenomenal double role and a number of unforgettable scenes. The film is full of funny and stunt scenes. He pretends for a while with a random wife and groups of children the inability and retardation to get support from a social worker, sometimes takes unreal orders again, and eventually gets an offer for huge money, trying to regain the heart of his ex-fiancée, not only having to make a stuntman ferrari, but he also has to impersonate him in public to win a few moments with his ex-fiancée Jane Gardner

Stag Party
a group of guys from one family decided to go for a Stag Party. Jamie is a professional NHL hockey player, he rented a big car from San Francisco to Palm Springs, their car breaks down on the way, so they have to get on the train. They got drunk on the train and forgot to get out and drove all the way to Texas. There they boarded a plane and flew to Palm Springs. His father Rudy, Grandpa Joe, Uncles Tom, John, Mike and Hans, father-in-law Danny, and his wife's uncles Jesse and Joey also drive. This unrestrained gang decided to visit Palm Springs. They rented all rooms in one smaller hotel with a swimming pool. And the fun starts with drinking beer and bourbon, smoking cigars, going to local bars, playing darts, billiards, and then deciding to have a big party at the hotel with the pool they have rented. The guys split up and handed out flyers with invitations to pretty girls. But the party has collapsed and they wake up the next day and do not remember anything from the evening, but it is even worse, they woke up in the same hotel, but in 1992. They later find out that they met Santa Claus at the party at night, who is by the way the biggest party goer of all. Santa wanted to make them happy, so he gave them a miracle, put them back in time, and gave them the opportunity to change the past and thus the present and the future.

The Big Store
four young men who are mainly interested in motorcycles and girls, but can't keep any jobs because of their craziness. They meet in a bistro associated with the shop, which belongs to their older friend Emil. One day, a large supermarket will be built in the neighborhood, which will attract customers to all local small businesses. These four friends decide to take revenge by stealing goods in a supermarket in various refined ways and selling them at bargain prices in Emil's grocery store.

The Christmas List
Remake of The Christmas List movie from 1997. Perfume saleswoman Melody Parris feels that life is deadlocked. Her old-fashioned boyfriend still doesn't want to be tied down, and at work she is always overlooked with promotion. So he decides to write a letter to Santa. As soon as she throws the letter into Santa's mailbox in the store, all her wishes begin to come true, but everything doesn't always turn out the way she expected.

Gravity Falls Live-Action Movie
Gravity Falls Live-Action Movie. Gravity Falls is an American mystery-adventure-fantasy-comedy film based on the homonymous animated television series. It is produced by Walt Disney Pictures and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

ACADEMY AWARDS
Awards for best actors in every movie genre

Grown Ups 90s
Grown ups in 90s

Jumanji 2 (1997)
90s version of Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle. When the four schoolchildren discover a Playstation video game console with a game they've never heard of before - called Jumanji - they all find themselves in the jungle where the game takes place, and literally become the characters they have chosen for the game. Intellectual Nick turns into Archaeologist Kurt, Athlete Chris becomes a muscular adventurer Rick, Thug Stan becomes a gun expert Brock, and Jim transforms into the genius Professor Benjamin. Together they discover that Jumanji is not a game you can just play - you have to survive it. In order to humiliate the game and be able to return to the real world, they must embark on the most dangerous adventure of their lives, otherwise they will be stuck in the game forever...

Around The World In 80 Days Recast
My verse of Disney movie with Jackie Chan

Recasting of famous and popular movie characters
Im trying to recast some of most famous and popular movie characters

The New Avengers
In a fit of madness, after timeline of Secret Wars, war with Korvac, Dr. Doom, Galactus, Exodus, Red Hulk, DC, Wrecking Crew, and many others…(everything is in my Marvel Unlimited movies). The subsequent results killed or injured several of the Avengers, and Avengers Mansion was severely damaged. The team disbanded and the mansion turned into a memorial. After some time, Clint Burton and Bruce Banner founded new Avengers. Luke Cage (acting as a hired bodyguard) was escorting attorneys Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) to meet with the Thing as it was occurring. Spider-Man, Captain America, and Iron Man all arrived to help keep order. A Mockingbird who was acting as the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent was in charge of the Raft had actually arranged the breakout also became involved. super-criminals were kept on the Raft by the Avengers-to-be and the SHIELD agents, but 10 others managed to escape, including Silver Samurai, Scorcher, Cloak, Tombstone, Beyonder, Vulture, Mister Sinister, Kraven the Hunter, Hobgoblin and Beetle. The New Avengers need to catch them all.

Wolverine (TV Show)
TV SHOW ABOUT Wolverine and X-Men THIS SHOW IS POST MARVEL UNLIMITED ERA (INCLUDING ALL MY MARVEL MOVIES), THIS IS WHY LOT OF CHARACTERS ARE NOT HERE, THEY DIED IN MY MARVEL UNLIMITED MOVIES.

Casting for Wolverine
Actors to be best Wolverine

Batman 60s
Batman 60s movie

Purpose in Heart
Major Chapel is tasked with assembling a unit of soldiers who will take part in a secret mission aimed at destroying the Nazi leadership and assassinating Hitler. Although his training methods are rough, they seem to be yielding results. The soldiers make friends with each other, everyone is a little crazy and great in something different than the others. Clint McQueen is the best. The unit is allowed to go into action. The first action did not result in casualties, but one of the men, John Howard, who had managed to prepare several successful escapes in the past, was captured by the Nazis and taken to a prison camp. The second mission is here. the soldiers were ready to carry out their tasks, they repeated everything again, in the meantime John Howard managed to escape and reach them. They go unnoticed inside the building, where all the Nazi leaders should be, but they are betrayed, there are also 200 soldiers. big shootout. Only 5 wounded soldiers and Mayor remained from the unit: Smith, Howard, McQueen, Robinson, Tanner. Bleeding McQueen reached the hitler with a pistol, forcing him to eat cyanide and shoot himself in the head.

ADVENTURES Of Indiana Jones (TV Show)
TV SHOW ABOUT ADVENTURES OF INDIANA JONES Episodes: 1. Raiders of the Lost Ark 2. Searching for El Dorado 3. Temple of Doom 4. Mummy story 5. The Last Crusade 6. King Solomon's Mines 7. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 8. Atlantis Empire 9. Blackbeard’s Treasure 10. Nazi’s Gold 11. Spear Of Destiny 12. Golden Fleece 13. Ring of Gyges 14. Philosopher's stone

Basketball for Life
Will Smith as Charlie Robinson, the best street basketball player at Bel-Air. He loves basketball and his family. He decides to solve financial problems with basketball. No one velice him to be good player, but he shows them he is best. He plays matches and bets with others.