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The Maltese Falcon
Remake of iconic American film noir with Humprey Bogart. Private detective Sam Spade receives an order from a charming client, which puts him not only in the role of a suspect in the murder of his companion, but above all in the head of a ruthless black falcon hunt, which is the key to a huge fortune. In a tough game of money and life, he zigzags in front of a suspicious police, coldly combines with the interests of a gangster clan and cynically overcomes a relationship he could succumb to. Notes: John Houston's excellent directorial debut and a film transcript of the detective story of the American rough school classic Dashielle Hammett. With Bogart's Sam Spad, an antihero and so-called film noir come on the screen, depicting corruption, betrayal, disappointment, cynicism and disillusionment. He respects Hammett's masterpiece as much as possible and receives an Oscar nomination for Best Film in 1941.

America's Next Champion
Humorous and action reality show, where fictional characters from various movies and series were invited, this show is a parody of a reality show as we know it, everything takes place in one house and the contestants have to live together, there are various competitions and eliminations, it is possible to eliminate the competitor not only at the tribal council by means of voting, but the characters can also kill each other. There are a lot of villains, bastards, fools and heroes among the contestants, who will make this show a fun spectacle. Out of several thousand, 18 were chosen. The unique challenge for survival is here - are you ready for it? The moderators are The Riddler (Only for competitions) and April O'Neil (For the rest of the show). The competitions are different, some physical, some about fear management, some intelligence, some humorous, sometimes challenges, some are team, each competition is different from the others and the reward as well. Participants competing for $ 1 million will have to struggle not only with a lack of food and comfort, but mainly with each other and can only win one. The competition is based on competition, but also on humor and funny moments, there are violent moments between the competitors, but also unexpected twists and dramas.

Bewitched
remake of Bewitched tv show.

Kéraban the Inflexible
The story of the novel begins in the Turkish city of Istanbul, located on both banks of the Bosphorus, which separates Europe from Asia. A rich tobacco trader, Kéraban, lives here. His house is located in the Asian district of Scutari, his office is in the European part, so he has to use the ferry every day. Kéraban is visited by a business partner from Rotterdam, Jan Van Mitten, and a servant, Bruno. He decides to invite Van Mitten to his house for dinner. When everyone wants to travel across the strait, Kéraban finds out that this transport has been burdened by a new tax. Kerraban is very angry, he doesn't want to pay. He decides to take a 700km trip around the Black Sea. The problem with the trip is that he has to return to Istanbul within six weeks to arrange Ahmet's nephew's wedding to the girl Amasia, who has to marry by her 17th birthday, otherwise he will not inherit one hundred thousand Turkish pounds. in Odessa, Ahmet and Amasia joins, followed by a wild boar attack, then big problems arise due to hired bandits who are trying to prevent the wedding. Then the Russian Cossacks, pirates, and Kurds, and abduction of Amasia. They get back to Istanbul. Ahmet's wedding to Amasia can be only in the European part of the city, where Kéraban can´t get without paying that ferry fee. A well-known artist intends to cross the Bosphorus on a rope that is 1,300 meters long stretched between its two banks. Kéraban lets himself be transported on a rope in a wheelbarrow.

Robin Hood (Live Action)
live action movie remake of Robin Hood (1973).

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10 Loves Of Arthur Buddy
Arthur Buddy is an old bachelor, has had 10 serious relationships with women in his life, had a daughter with one of them, but did not know this daughter is called Rose Egon, is the daughter of Elisabeth Egon, she wants to find her father, so she decides that she would look for him, her mother told her that his second mistress was Elaine Woods, so Rose went to her and asked her about her father and how they met, but even Elaine didn't know where her father was, and again he sends her for another mistress, Anna, she tells her to go see Lucy, and she tells her to ask Isabelle, and so it goes on and on, Mélanie, Carole, Mary Jane, Daisy, Diana. In the process, Rose repeatedly encounters one man. At the end of the film, it turns out that the man who helped her several times during something was Arthur Buddy, her father. After they finally meet, Rose introduces himself to him as his daughter, meanwhile all Arthur Buddy's former loves make an appointment and become friends, Rose persuades her father to go home to visit her and meet her mom, he doesn't want to but Rose persuades him. When they come home, all ten loves are already waiting there. In the evening, all the women leave, and he stays here with Rose and Elisabeth, talks to Elisabeth, remembers, and their old feelings come to the surface again.

Ocean's 11 (1955)
"Christmas in Beverly Hills, California. A time when everyone is nice, tolerant and generous." Thus begins this crime comedy about the biggest robbery in the history of Las Vegas. Danny Ocean decided with his friends, World War II veterans of the 82nd Airborne Division, to choose the five largest casinos in Las Vegas, Nevada (Sahara, Riviera, Desert Inn, The Sands, The Flamingo). Everyone is a man in their place and with great preparation and a plan they should have nothing to worry about. But ... As Murphy says, the expected doesn't happen and the unexpected does. So when the stepfather of one of them finds out who the mysterious robber is, he has to figure out how to get out of the city with a loot. And before the police find them.

Batman 4: Requiem for a Killer
Killer Croc is having a nightmare wherein he sees himself being tortured by the orderlies at Arkham Asylum. Lashing out, he attacks one of his new friends in his underground shelter. An elderly woman named Aunt Marcy consoles Croc and convinces him to release the frightened homeless man. Croc calms down and sets to improving the living conditions for his new acquaintances. Aunt Marcy's son asks Croc about his missing dog Spot. Croc tells him that he will look for the animal for him. Batman investigates a break-in at Taylor's Exclusive Shopping outlet. He finds a hidden stairwell behind a snack machines. He radios Robin at the Batcave and tells him that Killer Croc may be responsible for the robbery, Robin warns him to stay out of tunnels. The city implements a new system, and tunnels will be flooded at midnight. Batman takes Ace and together they exploring the labyrinthine tunnels. Ace runs into a sewer pipe and finds a lost dog Spot. He saves him from hungry rats. Batman catches up with Ace and soon discovers a weakened section of wall. He breaks it down and finds that it leads to the fallout shelter where Killer Croc's friends reside. Croc catches Batman's scent and attacks him. They fights and Batman barely manages to evade Croc's crushing blows. Suddenly, he hears the sound of rushing water. Batman warning him that the tunnels are going to be flooded. Croc presses up against the weakened wall, Batman get Aunt Marcy and the others higher. Croc is washed away.

Batman 3: Multi-Bat Verse
Batman meets the Joker (Jack Nicholson) on the street, but other than his Joker, and thus learns that there are several dimensions and must form a group of dimensional Batmans to defeat several dimensional villains that Owlman has brought in to conquer Batvers. A team of Batmans and Villains from past movies compete, Batmans must capture all the Villains and send them back to their universes.

Red Dead Redemption
The story is set in 1899 and follows the exploits of outlaw Arthur Morgan, a member of the Van der Linde gang, in a fictionalized representation of the Western, Midwestern, and Southern United States. Arthur must deal with the decline of the Wild West whilst attempting to survive against government forces, rival gangs, and other adversaries. Arthur think more of his family and he is loyal to what matters most. Arthur with Micah, Dutch, John, Hosea and others doing various events, robs banks, raids trains and wagons, shoots gangs, like O'Driscolls, takes care of little Jack, hunts, tries to feed their settlement, and sees money so that one day he can left the gang and together with Abigail Marston and her son Jack and settle down. Arthur also had some time with Mary Linton. Arthur manages to raise a lot of money, but he can't just leave everyone to the Pinkertons, the final shootout comes, Arthur Morgan, Micah, Dutch, John, Hosea, Eagle Flies, Javier Escuella, Bill Williamson, Sadie Adler and other men from The Van der The Linde gang are fighting side by side for life and death with the Pinkertons. One by one, they die, only Sadie returns to their families, and says that no one survived, Abigail cries, out of nowhere, a bloody Arthur arrives on horseback.

The Great Gatsby
Reboot of The Great Gatsby

New York Chronicles
6 people, New York, and one day (April 12). 1st is Joe Johnson, an African-American with $ 2,000 in his pocket, who decided to rob a McDonalds branch on 8th Ave that night, gets $ 8,000 and also asks for 40 cheeseburgers. 2nd is Sam Hannigan, who spends the evening with his girlfriend Sue in Central Park, Regal E-Walk, and other places in Manhattan, at midnight he wants to ask her for a hand. He took a $ 8,000 ring at noon after it fell out of the pocket of an African-American. 3rd person is Paul Wilson, weed dealer, so he's been trying to sell all day, or he's at home with his friend Joe, they play NBA on PS5 and smoking weed. He is to meet with his boss at midnight. Joe shows him the ring he found on the ground and need to sell it. 4th is Simon Hunt, a happily married wealthy owner of several large farms in Oregon. He is due to meet his New York distributor, Paulie, at midnight, who is illegally selling his product in the city on his behalf. His wife Barbara loves movies, suspects her of infidelity, asks her in the morning, starts argue and she shoots him. When he falls dead, takes her engagement ring off her hand and it falls out of the balcony, and Joe finds it. 5th is Dustin Zanutto, mobster, Joel Johnson once borrowed 10,000 but still didn´t pay his debt, he has to give him the money by midnight, or he will kill him. 6th is Suzanne Tunney, also Foster, Bassinger and Barbara Hunt, because Sue is a marriage cheater who chooses her names according to the actresses.

Fantastic Four 60s
Fantastic Four in 60s

Disney Jam
Disneyverse of space Jam, Shaq have to build team pf Disney characters (Marvel and Star Wars included) and play Basketball and winner takes It all.

The Simpsons: Springfield Crime Story
Someone in Springfield is killing people, the question is who the serial killer is. Following the assassinations of Eddie, Nick Riviera, Dewey Largo and the entire Fit Fat Tony mob. Quimby decides to take 2 steps after it is clear that there is a mass murderer in the city, emergency is declared and an investigation office is set up. Team members are Chester Turley (Snake Jailbird), Rich Texan, Homer, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Dr. Julius Hibbert, Captain Horatio McAllister, Drederick Tatum, Herman Hermann, Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle, Lenny and Carl. During the investigation, the team tries to obtain evidence, but the killer is always ahead, and Citizens die, including Lindsey Naegle, Hans Moleman, Gil Gunderson, Jeremy Freedman, Sam and Larry from Moe's Pub. The team compiles a list of suspects: Flanders, Cletus Spuckler, Skinner, Sanjay, Kirk Van Houten, Clancy Wiggum, Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson, Kumiko Nakamura, Moe Szyslak, Luigi Risotto, Akira Kurosawa, Ruth Powers, Sideshow Bob and Judge Constance Harm. After deaths of Sanjay and Ruth Powers, the list narrowed. Hidden camera reveals that Wiggum, Comic Book Guy and Kirk Van Houten broke into Lard Lad Donuts at the time of the murder. Another dead is Constance Harm. When Herbert Powell was killed, he wrote the letters JP with blood. Janey Powell? No! JP means Japan. Kumiko or Akira? Akira isn´t the killer because he is not Japanese, but Okinawan. Akira cheated on Comics Book Guy with Akira. Killer is Yutaka Nakamura.

Heaven, Hell And Guns 6: The Legend Continues
Along with the traditional Japanese criminal organization Yakuza, the German drug boss will compete with the best, with HHG agents. The group of top agents is back and in full force to oppose a drug cartel that is cooperating with the Yakuza. They are reunited. An action story of a family of professional ass kickers with new reinforcements.

Heaven, Hell and Guns 5: Little Big Italy
The team of super agents returns and they have a difficult task ahead of them, for which others do not have the balls. They must destroy the Italian mafia of the Pedersoli family, which will not give up so easily, big fights and attacks will engulf the whole city.

Gambit
Remy Lebeau (Channing Tatum) is on trial in New-Orleans. He’s considered a huge security risk. We flashback to almost 25 years before. Master thief Jean Luc Lebeau runs into eight-year-old Gambit while doing a heist. Impressed by his skills, he offers to take the mutant orphan under his wings. Raised alongside other strays he calls “cousins”, the teenage Gambit becomes the superstar of the Thief Guild. He encounters Bella Donna Boudreaux while on the run from the police. Sparks immediately fly since Bella is also a fellow mutant. Their love is directly prohibited by both families since the Boudreaux are sworn enemies of the Lebeau clan. Deciding to unite the two sides, Remy offers to have the two clans team up on a HUGE heist to profit both families. Of course, the whole plan goes awry, and in the chaos, Marius Boudreaux shoots and kill Jean Luc Lebeau. We jump to 10 years later; Gambit is hired to do a job in Paris to steal something from the Louvre Museum. It was apparently a test job to see if he still has it. His mysterious employer is revealed to be Nathaniel Essex a.k.a. Mr. Sinister. He offers Gambit 40 million to recover a mysterious trunk that was stolen by the Boudreaux clan. It will be auctioned off during the yearly Thieves Ball where all the criminal organizations in the world meet up. It uses New Orleans’ Mardi Gras celebrations as a cover. Gambit decides to enlist a crew of mutants to pull off this seemingly impossible heist…

Rhino
Rhino, a brutish and dimwitted enemy of Spider-Man, suffers a mid-life crisis after he rescued Stella, the beautiful daughter of a mob boss, who told him that he is too stupid to be a serious romantic or business threat. Recalling a recent meeting with the doctors who created his latest suit, he undergoes a brain operation that turns him into a super genius. With his new intellect, he quickly do a change in his usual methods, allowing him to defeat Spider-Man, than he running away with Stella to start his own crime organization. With his intellect, he writes a novel, gets a restraining order that prevents Spider-Man from attacking him, in his crime syndicate are such other criminals as the Mad Thinker, and even rewrites Hamlet. Unfortunately, it has the side effect of making the subject so intelligent that he is no longer able to fully enjoy life, Rhino driving Stella away because he finds her too simple to attract his attention. Rhino reached a point where he finds no real meaning in life, Rhino hands Spider-Man, having deduced his identity via an equation he developed that allows him to calculate the secret identities of superheroes, information with which he can bring down Rhino's crime empire. He nearly commits suicide, but he comes up with a means of reversing the original operation and restoring his original intellect. He is soon restored to his former stupid but happy self, delightedly crashing through walls.