Stories by @bathannates
79 stories
Barbie (1979)
“We knew the world would not be the same…”
The Flash
Microwave the baby
Scorn
The original John Wick.
The Saga of the Swamp Thing
I know James Mangold already called dibs but I wanted to do something different.
Spider-Man de Damien Chazelle
First Man is an underrated movie.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)
Kind of surprised no one had done this yet
Mother!
They’re an unusual couple.
Mr. Burns, A Post-Electric Adaptation
Shortly after a global catastrophe, a group of survivors gathered around a fire struggle to remember the plot of The Simpsons episode “Cape Feare.” We then flash forward, 7 years into the future first, then 75, and see how much the story has been changed since.
The Elephant Man
A Victorian surgeon rescues a heavily disfigured man who is mistreated while scraping a living as a side-show freak. Behind his monstrous façade, there is revealed a person of kindness, intelligence and sophistication.
David Lynch’s The Fantastic Four (1990)
It’s the fantastic four but with David Lynch regulars.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2021)
In the bleak days of the Cold War, espionage veteran George Smiley is forced from semi-retirement to uncover a Soviet Agent within MI6.
Bullet Train: Rule 63 edition
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…
Blade Runner 2049
A robot and his next-gen body pillow go on an adventure!
Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bat
I mean, is this such a stretch given that she’s just wrapped the Barbie movie?
The Scottish Play
It’s Macbeth but featuring an all-Scottish cast!
Duel of the Fates
Rescued from the slaughter at the Jedi temple on Coruscant by their master, two padawan are raised nomadically under the reign of the empire, finding employment as sell swords on the outer rim. When their elderly master is found out and killed by a ruthless Grand Moff, the two young men embark on separate missions of revenge. One driven by rage, the other by grief. Their paths will cross once more at the end, not as brothers, but as rivals.
The Endless
The Endless are the anthropomorphic embodiments of powerful natural forces they embody. They regard themselves as a family, referring to each other as siblings and they are known to be the children of the cosmic entities Night and Time.
Catwoman: When in Rome
Catwoman travels to Rome to uncover the true identity of her parents.
The RCU: Phase 2 (“The Merrie Melodies”) presents - A Girl and Her Dog
When Carrie - the young protagonist of A Mystery-Ran Machine - sets off to make a name for herself in sleuthing, accompanied by the improbably old Great Dane that once belonged to her tormented mentor, the late Mr. Jones, she quickly falls victim to a trap laid by a vengeful old enemy of the Scooby gang. An impish malcontent who seems to particularly hate Carrie’s new canine companion in whom she’s discovered a benevolent supernatural presence.