Stories by @annormal

Prison sentences do not solve anything, Batman, a bullet does

He needs to leave the supervillains alive, so they can escape the non-secure prisons, so he can beat them up again.This creepy orphan has an obsession on beating people up!

When did the madness take hold of me?

Now, whenever I wake up, I brush my teeth with a bottle of whiskey and ask myself these three questions incessantly...well my sane part does: -Who make you gave in to madness?Who take your hope away?What still prevents you from killing yourself? But, with each passing day, I say Joker and she shuts up.

I do everything for you, Mr.Bruce

There are two types of butlers, the ones who freak out if you ask them to kill Superman, and the other ones arrive already beating the guy. I am the one who arrives beating.

Cobb Squad

Some get together, drink beer and decide to form a group, we do the same with salad

Who controls Gotham's underworld, controls Gotham

328 / 5 000 Resultados da tradução We are not villains, we are just murderers, drug dealers, charlatans, opportunists, liars and maniacs, we are just the cogs in a big wheel. So Bruce don't destroy the wheel, because like us, others will come after us like them, just as we came after others before us. Rather, it destroys the ground that allows it to rotate

Comic Waifus

Batman is always frowning and tense, let's give him some pussy tea to calm him down soon

Journey to Love

Ive after Puddin' ... I mean, Joker, you taught me what true love should be like, so I felt the need to reciprocate by not letting you make the same mistake I did. I love you plant, Hugs and kisses from your Badgal

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Vol.1 #6

That's why I don't like plants.

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Vol.1 #5

She's hard to deal with.Please someone call Batman to save us...Wait NO!

Reproduction Warfare

Nine months after each sex party, some celebrate the birth of a girl, some don't!

Single Wet Female-Aquaman Vol 5 #2 (New Earth)

Any man who comes back from a battle without one of the members is because he lost them defending something he believed in.

Superman:Bump in the night

He cannot be called a child, he cannot even be considered a mere alien, that being is the death from above!

Wonder Woman:Three Big Bullies

Your tears should not be shed because of a bully, but for pity of all the insecurity they have inside.

In the name of the father, the son and the communism

Whoever despises the power of Russia has lost his mind, whoever attacks her will lose his life.

What Would Happen If...? Joker Killed Batman

The Circus of Horrors shows are over, folks, because the only person in this audience that I cared about just left.

Cyborg VS Grid-Justice League Vol.2 #29 05-2014(Prime Earth)

I think, therefore I am. So,Cyborg, who are you to decide who lives or who dies? With all the effort you made to kill me instead of helping me, anyone can see who is the villain here after all.

Arch Of Sacrifice-Mulher Maravilha Vol.2 # 219(New Earth)

Superman...if you can't watch me kill a person and like it was a random Tuesday,than there isn't anything super about you.

Four Furies of Apokolips(Earth 2)

With no lawyers, no jury votes and no closing statement, our leader has already given his final verdict based on the fact that your actions were unforgivable and you have shown no regrets, so we will start the death penalty.Whoever survives to the wave of destruction we created and its future consequences, you will have Darkseid's mercy and can march alongside us as one of us. Now, let the trial begin!

Justice League Queer(Prime Earth)

We, for years, tried to fit in, because we tried to be one of them. That was painful, not knowing we'd never be one of them, but knowing we didn't want to be.We deserve to celebrate even if some of us are not out yet,or still trying to figure the things out this is still your pride too,and even if you don't wanna celebrate,don't wanna mention it at all because you prefer to put the things low-key,I'm still proud of you.

Wonder Woman Family(Earth 124.1)

How lucky I was to be part of this family,they may no longer be on this earth, but they will always be in my heart. You will only actually die on the day I forget about you. By the gods(cry sound) how I wanted to be by your side again.