Stories by @LeftyPervertNeighbor

Bitches

It's not about being a pervert or a pig it's about sexual freedom and using sex and pornography also as a feminist tool more cocks less wars babes

A Few Good Men (a kitsch hot parody, if it was cool instead of sad)

Spoiler alert, in this version there's also that hit Boys of Sabrina Salerno, what a tune loves, a true anthem

Dracula & Co.

It would be also more sexy, incestuous, fun and definitely kitsch dears, also this family will make your nights really hot don't worry about it babes

The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club

I mean who doesn't love sapphic shit dears

God's Good Earth (D.H.Lawrence's 16 parts big BBC drama)

I have been always fan of british comedy and duos like Harry and Paul and Smith and Jones, so it's obvious that i will do even some fancastings of british fictional series and shit that it will make the whole much better than before dears, laugh and have fun because life is beautiful and colorful

Margo's Got Money Troubles (if it was good)

A much better more sex-positive view than the fucking Appletv series want you to make you believe darlings more horny, hot and colorful less dark, grimy and relatable

Viola bacia tutti (if it was made in the 1960s)

You maybe know this movie loves, but if it was made in the 1960s it would be more colorful, chic and definitely with more action

Alla festa della rivoluzione (Parody)

Let's make this movie more fun than the original (depressing boring and unhistorical correct though tbh darlings), i love chaos what i can do about it

Legolas

Remember that famous Orlando Bloom Conan appearance where he promised that nice porn spinoff of the Lord of the Rings about his lovable Legolas dears well now thanks to me this is real (at least in our dreams though) so enjoy this one and jerk off your cocks or rub your pussies to it if you like darlings it's for you

My Lady Jane (Italian spoof parody)

Why Amazon always makes such trashy and problematic series dears

Obsession (chic trash horror parody)

Another film that shows how cinema is failing so hard these years, also now because thanks to that fucking pandemic and now all the wars all movies and tv series ofc are depressing, sad or comedy drama or dark comedies or even worst dark horrors

Off Campus (chic trash parody)

Another trash Amazon Prime Studios series loves, what to expect from such a trashy and problematic company as Amazon, fuck also Jeff Bezos

La fattoria degli animali

You maybe know that genius of comedian named Paolo Rossi loves, also a great man of culture, if he did an version of this great Orwell (he was a problematic dude loves though) story he would looked like this

Gran Otello

I hate with my all heart bad and serious movies with dark themes and comedy drama auras loves (even the series of Amazon Primes, all teen fucking problematics series) so why don't we put a bit of color here, a parody of Othello designed for you my dears

Symphony Hour

I love classical music and Disney too dears, so what if this combination united in a film that could work as the official sequel of Fantasia loves