Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘 𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖊

In this reimagining of the horrifically awful 1991 special of the same name, a hapless brother and sister move into an orphanage led by the malicious Mrs. Mavilda.

Arcane: (Worst Possible Version)

Just as the title says, I want y’all to think of the worst possible cast for the smash-hit Netflix Animated series Arcane.

𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘂𝘀

After a college football game is interrupted by a nearby explosion, a seasoned detective and a police officer are thrown into a citywide race against the clock when a domestic terrorist claims that a series of explosives placed around town are awaiting detonation.

Rising Around the Sun

A hard working Nigerian man with auspicious dreams is transported to New York where he becomes an au pair for a midtown foster family.

The Mouse and His Child

A pair of mechanical toy mice discarded after their purchase from a toy store embark on a quest to become self-winding; all while evading a malicious rat.

𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲

During the height of the 2021 arctic snap, a chaplain and his associates hunker down in a rooming house awaiting further instructions from their polity elders, where they’re confronted by their own misgivings and the darknesses that founded their faith.

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

Imagine if you will a live-action sequel film/ series continuation of Cartoon Network’s iconic series in which Mac, on the cusp of his thirties, revisits Foster’s Home and encounters all of his beloved friends once more. What would that be like? Pretty cool I hope.

Show Boat

When Julie LaVerne and her husband Steve Baker are forced to leave the showboat Cotton Blossom, their places are taken by Magnolia Hawks, the Captain's daughter, and Gaylord Ravenal, a gambler. Magnolia and Ravenal fall in love, marry, leave the boat and move to Chicago, where they live off Ravenal's earnings from gambling. After they go broke Gay feels guilty and leaves Magnolia, not knowing she is pregnant.

The Tanner Seasons

A glimpse into the lives of a white supremacist and his two sons as they spend their Spring and Summer socializing and prepping for a future disaster.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 ℭ𝔞𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔬𝔫

Centuries ago, in the land of Prydain, a young man named Taran is given the task of protecting Hen Wen, a magical oracular pig, who knows the location of the mystical black cauldron. This is not an easy task, for The Evil Horned King will stop at nothing to get the cauldron.

Wait Until Dark

A recently blinded woman is terrorized by a trio of thugs while they search for a heroin-stuffed doll they believe is in her apartment.

Ｊｏｋｅｒ

The Joker has been mysteriously released from Arkham Asylum, and he's none to happy about what's happened to his Gotham City rackets while he's been "away." What follows is a harrowing night of revenge, murder and manic crime as only The Joker can deliver it, as he brutally takes back his stolen assets from The Penguin, The Riddler, Two-Face, Killer Croc and others.

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝒮𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌

A Dutch historian happens upon an elderly stranger who regales him with the tale of a superstitious schoolmaster who ran afoul with the town prankster over the heart of a young coquette.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕡𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 𝔾𝕚𝕝𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕙

Animated in the same style and vein as Dreamworks Animation Studios’ 2D animated works, The Epic of Gilgamesh follows Gilgamesh, an arrogant and tyrannical king of Uruk as the death of his beloved friend prompts him to embark on a perilous journey to find immortality.

ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴏʟᴇ

Suburban Seattle, the mid-1970s. We learn from the out-set that a strange plague has descended upon the area's teenagers, transmitted by sexual contact. The disease is manifested in any number of ways—from the hideously grotesque to the subtle (and concealable)—but once you've got it, that's it. There's no turning back.

Recasting Zachary Levi

Zachary Levi has become something of a meme lately so…. Screw it What if all of Zachary Levi wasn’t available for any of the roles he was cast as. Who would be the next best fit?

The Music Man {But With YouTubers}

Imagine an adaptation of The Music Man in which all of the characters are played by YouTubers.

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

In 1868, a monster is terrorizing the seas, sinking ships! Three unlikely companions board a warship in search of the beast, only to find out the hard way it is an engine of destruction: a submarine boat. The trio is captured by the vessel's commander, Captain Nemo, and accompany him on a journey of adventure and discovery as the Nautilus and her occupants travel some 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

A Chorus Line

A director is casting dancers for a large production. Large numbers of hopefulls audition, hoping to be selected. Throughout the day, more and more people are eliminated, and the competition gets harder. Eventually, approximately a dozen dancers must compete for a few spots, each hoping to impress the director with their dancing skill. But, is this really what the director is looking for?

Felix the Cat: The Movie

In another dimension, the villainous scientist Duke of Zill, with the help of his mechanical, geometric army, takes over the Land of Oriana, prompting Felix the Cat to save its princess and restore order once again.