Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗹

Our story is set in the year 3873, several centuries after a nuclear disaster plunged the world into absolute ruin. The world is now comprised of two types of individuals, mutated individuals who descended from survivors of the atomic blast and everybody else. Timmy is one such mutated boy trying to live his best life in spite of his dreary environment and the cares of everyday life. Things change however when he happens upon an abandoned baby, whose very presence sparks a nationwide frenzy which could seal his fate forever.

The Wind in the Willows

The Wind in the Willows is a classic children's novel by the British novelist Kenneth Grahame, first published in 1908. It details the story of Mole, Ratty, and Badger as they try to help Mr. Toad, after he becomes obsessed with motorcars and gets into trouble. It also details short stories about them that are disconnected from the main narrative. The novel was based on bedtime stories Grahame told his son Alastair. It has been adapted numerous times for both stage and screen. The Wind in the Willows received negative reviews upon its initial release, but it has since become a classic of British literature. It was listed at No. 16 in the BBC's survey The Big Read and has been adapted multiple times in different media.

𝔗𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡

Treasure Island (originally titled The Sea Cook: A Story for Boys) is an adventure novel by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, telling a story of "buccaneers and buried gold". It is considered a coming-of-age story and is noted for its atmosphere, characters, and action. The novel was originally serialised from 1881 to 1882 in the children's magazine Young Folks, under the title Treasure Island or the Mutiny of the Hispaniola, credited to the pseudonym "Captain George North". It was first published as a book on 14 November 1883 by Cassell & Co. It has since become one of the most often dramatized and adapted novels, in numerous media. Since its publication, Treasure Island has had significant influence on depictions of pirates in popular culture, including elements such as deserted tropical islands, treasure maps marked with an "X", and one-legged seamen with parrots perched on their shoulders.

Daily Wire: Civil War

In a world of rage-bait and ideological echo chambers, political commentators Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens declare a war of attrition where only one can stand victorious.

ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏꜱʜ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ

Estranged step-brothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols are forced to work together once again when Walter suddenly goes missing.

Pittie.

A rambunctious pit-bull escapes the confines of her suburban home and embarks on a picaresque journey from place to place, meeting a slew of bizarre people along the way.

𝐿𝒶 𝒞𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒜𝓊𝓍 𝐹𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓈

Based on the 1973 French play of the same name, the show tells the story of a gay couple, Georges, the manager of a Saint-Tropez nightclub featuring drag entertainment, and Albin, his romantic partner and star attraction; farcical adventures ensue when household dynamics intersect with an ultra-conservative politician. Opening on Broadway in 1983, La Cage broke barriers for gay representation by becoming the first hit Broadway musical centered on a homosexual relationship.

𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬

A black merchant living amongst the colonies in the late 1800s travels to a frigid fishing village where he falls victim to a vampiric curse.

Jack and The Beanstalk

When Jack climbs the beanstalk, he finds himself at a creepy castle in the Land of the Clouds, with a beautiful princess, people turned into mice, an evil witch hellbent on becoming Queen, and her slow and ugly son, the giant. Jack must save the princess from the witch's evil plans and help restore the Land of the Clouds to its former glory.

Without A Doubt

A novelist longing for fame and notoriety has a love affair with his fiancées sister, only to later find out that his fiancée is having her own love affair with his own brother.

ʜᴇᴍᴏᴍᴀɴɪᴀᴄ

A middle-school bully in late 2000s Michigan becomes his own worst enemy when he begins to develop a thirst for blood.

ＳＯＬＡＲＩＡ

An average man furloughed from his job decides to make some extra money for himself and his wife by lodging in an experimental homestay ran by an eccentric billionaire. Only to discover that the confines of his lavish abode are growing the longer he stays; and that getting out won’t be as simple as he had hoped.

The Fabulous Journey of Mr. Bilbo Baggins

This ain’t your dad’s Hobbit movie, this is an unnecessarily Americanized remake of the Soviet Union’s notorious mid-1980s teleplay adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic tale.

Heavy Traffic

Heavy Traffic is a 1973 American live-action/adult animated drama film written and directed by Ralph Bakshi. The film, which begins, ends, and occasionally combines with live-action, explores the often surreal fantasies of a young New York City cartoonist named Michael Corleone, using pinball imagery as a metaphor for inner-city life. Heavy Traffic was Bakshi and producer Steve Krantz's follow-up to the film Fritz the Cat. Though producer Krantz made varied attempts to produce an R-rated film, Heavy Traffic was given an X rating by the MPAA. The film received largely positive reviews and is widely considered to be Bakshi's biggest critical success.

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙚

An Earth exploratory ship, the USS Palomino, discovers a black hole with a lost ship, the USS Cygnus, just outside its event horizon. Deciding to solve the mystery of the Cygnus are: the Palomino's Captain, Dan Holland; his First Officer, Lieutenant Charlie Pizer; journalist Harry Booth; scientist and ESP-sensitive Dr. Kate McCrae, whose father was the Cygnus's First Officer; Dr. Alex Durant, the expedition's civilian leader; and the robot known as V.I.N.CENT. The Palomino attempts a dangerous fly-by of the darkened ship. As they come within close range of it, the buffeting they experience (due to the black hole's gravity) suddenly ceases. They bring more instruments to bear on the derelict, but do not even realize the gravity-free zone is artificial; slipping outside it, they are almost drawn into the black hole, an abyss from which no one can escape. Matters worsen when Reinhardt holds the crew captive, after realizing that they can help him reach his goal. The squad must now figure out a way to flee from Reinhardt -- before it's too late.

Hazbin Hotel (Worst Possible Version)

Just as the title says, I want y’all to think of the worst possible cast for Vivienne Medrano’s smash-hit series Hazbin Hotel.

Who Should Visit the Criterion Closet Next?

To put in plainly, who would you most like to see pick out some movies from the Criterion Collection’s famously prestigious closet of critically acclaimed cinema.

The Little Prince

Based on the story by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, this magical musical fable begins as a pilot makes a forced landing on the barren Sahara Desert. He is befriended by a "little" prince from the planet Asteroid B-612. In the days that follow, the pilot learns of the small boy's history and planet-hopping journeys in which he met a King, a businessman, an historian, and a general. It isn't until he comes to Earth that the Little Prince learns the secrets of the importance of life from a Fox, a Snake, and the pilot.

𝑮𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒏𝒅

Scarlett is a woman who can deal with a nation at war, Atlanta burning, the Union Army carrying off everything from her beloved Tara, the carpetbaggers who arrive after the war. Scarlett is beautiful. She has vitality. But Ashley, the man she has wanted for so long, is going to marry his placid cousin, Melanie. Mammy warns Scarlett to behave herself at the party at Twelve Oaks. There is a new man there that day, the day the Civil War begins. Rhett Butler. Scarlett does not know he is in the room when she pleads with Ashley to choose her instead of Melanie.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties!

In honor of the upcoming 30th anniversary re-release; let us imagine for a moment if Netflix were desperate enough to make an interactive film adaptation of one of the worst "video games" of all time (a la Black Mirror: Bandersnatch & Kimmy V.S. The Reverend)