Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙫𝙖 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 {1990s Edition}

What if the iconic indie animated web-series of the same name were made circa 1999- onwards?

Ｂｅ Ｍｏｒｅ Ｃｈｉｌｌ

Jeremy Heere is just an average teenager. That is, until he finds out about "The Squip" - a tiny supercomputer that promises to bring him everything he desires most: a date with Christine, an invite to the raddest party of the year and a chance to survive life in his suburban New Jersey high school. But is being the most popular guy in school worth the risk? Blending the contemporary with retro sci-fi, "Be More Chill" takes on the competing voices in all of our heads. And ultimately proves, there's never been a better time in history to be yourself-especially if you're a loser...geek...or whatever.

ωнσ ѕнσυℓ∂ ρℓαу ℓινє-α¢тιση ρнιℓσ¢тєтєѕ?*

Lets face it, Danny DeVito isn't getting any younger (and that's okay, time happens to us all, memento mori) but this raises an interesting conundrum: when and if the live-action remake of Disney's Hercules eventually enters production, who should play the role of Philoctetes 'Phil' if DannyDevito isn't otherwise available or even willing to reprise?

𝗔 𝗥𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗻

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴅᴇꜰᴇʀʀᴇᴅ? ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴅʀʏ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɪꜱɪɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ? ᴏʀ ꜰᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴏʀᴇ— ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʀᴜɴ? ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ꜱᴛɪɴᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ? ᴏʀ ᴄʀᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴏᴠᴇʀ— ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱʏʀᴜᴘʏ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ? ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀɢꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ʟᴏᴀᴅ. ᴏʀ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇ?

𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔯𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔢

What makes a monster and what makes a man? This is the central theme of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, a sweeping, grand-scale musical from Disney Theatrical. Based on the 1996 Disney film and Victor Hugo’s 1831 novel, The Hunchback of Notre Dame tells the story of Quasimodo, the hunchbacked bell-ringer of Notre Dame, and his desire to one day be a part of the outside world. When he summons the courage to attend the Feast of Fools, he meets Esmeralda, a compassionate gypsy who protects him from an angry mob. But at the same time, Quasimodo’s master, the archdeacon Dom Claude Frollo, and the new captain of the guard, Phoebus de Martin, fall in love with the beautiful girl. Adding to Quasimodo’s struggle is his punishment and derision from Frollo, following years of psychological abuse, and the danger posed by the gypsies, who are willing to kill any outsiders who venture into their secret hideout. Before Paris is burned to the ground, will Quasimodo be able to save Esmeralda from Frollo’s lust and anger? Will she return Quasimodo’s affection? Who is the true monster of Notre Dame?

𝟏𝟕𝟕𝟔

During the Second Continental Congress, currently underway in Philadelphia, the motion to declare the colonies' independence from Great Britain, introduced by John Adams, a delegate from Massachusetts, is not debated, preferring to address more trivial matters. Benjamin Franklin, a delegate from Pennsylvania, strategically suggests that he have another delegate propose the resolution. The choice falls on the impetuous and extroverted Richard Henry Lee, who accepts and returns to Virginia to obtain authorization from the state legislature. Having overcome the first hurdle, Lee's new motion faces objections from John Dickinson, a delegate from Pennsylvania and leader of the conservative faction inclined to reconciliation with Great Britain, who manages to obtain a unanimous quorum given the importance of the independence motion. Adams, to gain time to seek greater consensus, requests a postponement for the drafting of a declaration of injustice, entrusted to a committee of five delegates, but in reality the drafting is entrusted almost entirely to Thomas Jefferson, delegate from Virginia.

𝕋𝕆 𝔹𝕆𝕃𝔻𝕃𝕐 𝔽𝕃𝔼𝔼

While the Nostalgia Critic continues to blame himself for Ma-Ti's death, a series of mysterious events begin to unfold, which could shake the very fabric of internet critics as we know it.

𝕾𝖚𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖇𝖆𝖓 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘

The Nostalgia Critic and his fellow reviewers from the website That Guy with the Glasses dress up as famous fantasy characters and go searching for a magic gauntlet hidden in suburban Illinois.

𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀

The Nostalgia Critic, internet guru of bad movies, discovers the existence of the Republic of Molossia in the Nevada desert. He rallies his fellow reviewers and media enthusiasts and invades, taking control of the micronation.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙓𝙓

Confused hulking homeless superhero The Maxx tries to protect his social worker and friend Julie from the omniscient serial killer Mr. Gone both in the real world, which may or may not actually be real, and the subconscious fantasy world.

𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓋𝑒𝓎

When Elwood P. Dowd starts to introduce his imaginary friend, Harvey – a very tall rabbit – to guests at a society party, his sister Veta, can no longer tolerate his eccentricities. She decides to have Elwood committed to Chumley’s Rest, a sanitarium, to spare her family from future embarrassment. Problems arise, however, when Veta herself is mistakenly assumed to be on the verge of lunacy when she explains to doctors that years of living with Elwood’s hallucination have caused her to see Harvey as well! Veta is committed instead of Elwood, but when the truth comes out, the search is on for Elwood and his invisible companion. When he shows up looking for his lost friend, it seems that the mild-mannered Elwood’s delusion has had a strange influence on more than one of the doctors. Only then does Veta realize that maybe Harvey isn’t so bad after all.

𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 & 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆

A young cat named Oliver is left alone in a kitten box, while all the other young cats have new owners. A big dog named Dodger shows him how to get food and later Oliver lives with him, his owner Fagin and Fagin's other dogs Tito, Rita, Einstein, and Francis. Fagin has one problem besides being broke he owes a nasty man named Sykes a lot of money. If he can't pay it back he's in big trouble. While Oliver runs into a little girl named Jenny who becomes his new owner which he is happy with and later Sykes sees Jenny as the key for him to get his money.

𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄

"ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɢᴏ, ᴛᴡᴏ ʀᴀᴄᴇꜱ ʀᴜʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ: 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 ᴀɴᴅ 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎. ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴀʀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʀᴀᴄᴇꜱ. ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ꜱᴘᴇʟʟ."

Song of the South

Set in Georgia during the Reconstruction era, a young boy named Johnny is sent to live at his grandmother’s plantation while his parents separate. Therein, Johnny befriends the kindly Uncle Remus, who regales him with stories of the elusive Br’er Rabbit and the many misadventures that befall him.

𝙶𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙶𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜

When an office full of New York City real estate salesmen is given the news that all but the top two will be fired at the end of the week, the atmosphere begins to heat up. Shelley Levene, who has a sick daughter, does everything in his power to get better leads from his boss, John Williamson, but to no avail. When his coworker Dave Moss comes up with a plan to steal the leads, things get complicated for the tough-talking salesmen.

𝗪𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱

An intimate and unflinching portrait on the life and times of Bobby Driscoll, a prominent child actor whose life was beset with substance abuse and countless personal struggles.

Jack and Jill {1963}

Jack Sadelstein is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles, with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year--the Thanksgiving visit of his fraternal twin sister, Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.

New Bagland

After a nuclear disaster plunges the Earth into a state of emergency, a motley community living in a subterranean survival bunker search for the normal in very surreal ways.

John Beam Does Not Exist

A process server in a future dominated by technology and big business stumbles head first into a never ending conspiracy after happening upon a cache of government secrets.

𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨

A faithful live-action reimagining of Alex Hirsch’s iconic series following twin siblings Dipped and Mabel Pines as their summer vacation in the peculiar town of Gravity Falls quickly uncover the many bizarre mysteries and even more bizarre dangers that lurk beneath the surface.