Whitey Duvall
Whitey Duvall is the deuteragonist of Eight Crazy Nights. He is a short, 69-year-old man with white hair (he always had it all his life, even as a juvenile, since infancy, thus his name), irregularly-sized feet (like his fraternal twin sister, Eleanore, as his right foot is size 11 and his left is size 9), and a hairy body, including his buttocks.
His goal is to be remembered not for his appearance, but for his hard work, and to win an All-Star Patch. Whitey is never recognized and always made fun of for his voice, feet, height and even his own sister. Whitey does not eat sugar products, not because he is diabetic, but because Eleanore is...read more