Never Mess with Granny
Little Old Lady Investigates. Little old lady is attacked. Little old lady kicks ass. Moral of the story: Never Mess with Granny. If you think a Mama Bear is bad, meet her Mama Bear. Maternal instinct to the power of two; you're pretty much screwed.
She's highly likely to be the matriarch of a Badass Family. Commonly we hear her say that I Was Quite a Looker. She may also be a Retired Badass. Older Iron Ladies will generally be this.
See also: When Elders Attack, My Grandma Can Do Better Than You and Apron Matron. Often a Cool Old Lady.read more