Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor
For some reason, capital-E Evil and most villains just don't get humor. And we don't just mean in a "doesn't understand the joke" sense; they're usually completely humorless or they're cackling because they're complete lunatics and "Eeeeevil!" Maybe it's because of some implicit assumption that "laughter heals the soul", so someone who doesn't laugh or laughs at the wrong things can't be right in the head. Perhaps it's that humor requires perspective, which villains usually don't have in abundance.
The point is, you'll never see a villain who moonlights as a successful stand-up comic in the Muggle world.
This manifests in two different w...read more