Patrick "Pat" Mustard is the main antagonist of the Father Ted episode "Speed 3". He serves as Craggy Island's milkman, and also has an addiction to "delivering more than milk on his rounds". He was portrayed by the late Pat Laffan.
Sorting fictional characters by their first names, not including actors or anything. Since somebody has decided to exactly copy this story just know that this is the original, and some people need to get some creativity
