Fan Casting The All-American Boy in Sort by Tropes

This species has seldom been seen in recent decades, and naturalists have put it on the endangered species list. The All-American boy is male, almost always white, often blond-haired, sometimes brunette, but always blue-eyed; add buckteeth and Youthful Freckles for extra appeal. He loves baseball, apple pie, his mother, his pet dog, and Jesus; he has aptitude with rural machinery and firearms far beyond his years. He's known to emit sounds like "Jeepers!" and "Gee Whiz!".