Fan Casting Morty Linesman in Reaper Inc.

A chain-smoking, jittery soul stuck in the IT department, constantly patching the afterlife’s failing systems. Talks in rapid-fire nonsense, possibly hasn't slept since the Renaissance. His solution to everything? “Have you tried dying again?” Morty may know way too much about the afterlife’s secrets but is too paranoid (and caffeinated) to explain them coherently.