Fan Casting Emmeline in Julie Chan is Dead

Emmeline’s name from my googling. @em94. Eleven million on Instagram and five million on TikTok. She’s Bella Marie’s cousin, equally blond and thin, but instead of piercing blue eyes, hers are brown. Earthly instead of heavenly. Her niche is travel and fashion. She has a podcast where she complains about her luxurious life, waxing philosophical about apparent “discoveries”—conclusions that regular folks had come to in their teens. I’d describe her niche as: I’m rich and sad but also beautiful in that seemingly attainable way, so follow me, you peasants! She runs a pet account for her dog, Madeline, a white Yorkie who looks like she’d bite your ankle for sport. The dog has two hundred thousand followers.