Coen Brothers Dilbert

Inspired by the Garfield rumor

him and his coworkers plotting to get their holiday bonuses by any means necessary. Kinda like office space but they do more brutish methods like physical robbery or kidnapping ransom. Dilbert also becomes more comfortable with committing crimes the more it goes on realizing that it is liberating in terms of his pent up frustration and anger at his luck in the world, and reasons that crime could he how he finally earns the power and respect he craves and show off his smarts in a field that is receptive. He could be successful where he wasn’t before. He likes the feeling of power too. So he breaks bad and gets further in organized crime using his engineer smarts..

Story added by dylanbower on March 23, 2025